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Why can't I come up with a funny signature?

Post by Lord happyslave »

Hello, there!

I just wanna know what's the deal with the signatures of you guys.
How do you invent such (un)funny signatures? Just creativtity, have you read it somewhere? Or something else? I don't know

BTW, I think my signature is quite lousy :oops: ("Why fear death as you don't know what lies beyond?)

And now we're up to it: what's the most funny/hottible/creative/lousy signature you've ever seen?
Please respond ...

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Re: Why can't I come up with a funny signature?

Post by Lord happyslave »

Hey, I notice now: this is my 101st post!
That means my last post was my 100st (how smart!) :D :D :D :D :D 8) 8) 8) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :o :o :shock: :shock: :shock:

100 is such a fun number! And then to say it didn't even take me a full week (6 days to be correct!)
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Post by Langmann »

Let me tell you how we come up with the un(funny) signatures.

We don't fear death.
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moderators please delete my excessive posts. internet weirdness occured.
While running a million dollar company, singing at weddings, and his frequent jetting to Spain Elton Jon style, Dark Alliance found the time to stand on the doorstep of Games Workshop like Moses and the Pharoah and calmly state, "Let my people go."
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My signature is based upon something that I read in the dwarf army book. One of the base tactics is supposed to be:"Never trust an elf". I thought it could be (un)funny to make a signature out of that, and so I did. You can easily find inspiration if you read fantasy stuff, like LoTR, The dark elf army book and many other things
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My current one was nicked from Shallow... but most the time I just sit down and say 'what would be a cool sig?' and just make it up as I go along.

I've had this one for long enough - time for a change...
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My 'funny' sig text was issued by the government - I had no choice in the matter :(
...And so it came to pass that the foul elf known as DEKHALAN CHILLWIND invaded our fair shores. This fiend began a campaign of killings, rapings, lootings, enslavings and burnings, sparing neither age nor sex...
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I ussually come up with sigs form other people, mostly my friends, and me and my friend came up with the harbringer thing. We're using it as our Highborn for combained battle, we are even going to special rules for them.
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Post by Dark Alliance »

The best thing about signatures is the variety and the ability to change it at will.

Why not quote a line from a film, or the opener from a favourite joke? Or something just plain stupid?

Here's a favourite of mine from a 70's punk rock song - ( I wonder if anyone can guess the artist by the way? )

'Beware of the flowers, 'coz I'm sure they're gonna get you YEH!'
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Heh, I bet Shallow knows...

Mine is from DA, I've had them from other places to. Just look for inspiration.
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I used to have a "Quote of the Month" on my sig, but I dumped that after a little while. I periodically change mine. Once it was "Before you get angry at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you get angry at them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes". That one came because I heard it and thought it was funny...

I got this one from a bumper sticker I saw. I figured that it fit the Druchii pretty well, so I added it.
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mines just a direct quote from the hitchhiker's guide - the best piece of comic fiction ever (in my opinion, neway)
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Mine's a line I've read in a book somewhere a long time ago. I don't know why, but it stuck in my head and it seemed appropriate for this site.

The smiley is a rip-off from other Druchii-members :)
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Mine is from Mark Twain, a very intelligent and wise writer of American literature and opinion. And like Quasekomiki, I stole the face as well.
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I get bored and cahnge mine about 3 am twice a week.

My location has changed recntly too...............
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Post by Sureal »

!eek! Why is everyone using the FIVE's smilie... oh well, we can always get a new one.

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Oh no, Sureal is gunna kill malelithu(sry fro spelling)
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Post by Dekhalan »

Pierre wrote:Mine is from Mark Twain, a very intelligent and wise writer of American literature and opinion.


True, true.

I used a quote from Twain's The War Prayer but it didn't really work out, as the section I wanted I did not have enough room for...
...And so it came to pass that the foul elf known as DEKHALAN CHILLWIND invaded our fair shores. This fiend began a campaign of killings, rapings, lootings, enslavings and burnings, sparing neither age nor sex...
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I lifted mine from the lyrics of Sober, by Tool. Seemed a good thing to do at the time.
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Post by Lord happyslave »

Thax for all the replies :) !
It seems THE 5 are taking over once again ...
Narf, let them have fun...
So we can have fun of them! BWArfhahahahahaha!
(Just joking! Nono really! Please don't hit me!)

What did you guys do when they had reached the "100 posts border"?
Or in case of some madmen "the 1000posts border"?

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Post by Venom fang »

Hey langmann, whos that guy on the picture?
Lucius malfoy??
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Post by Dark Alliance »

Venom fang wrote:Hey langmann, whos that guy on the picture?
Lucius malfoy??


I have seen a picture of Langman himself - he could be mistaken for Harry Potter.

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Post by Sureal »

Oh no, Sureal is gunna kill malelithu(sry fro spelling)


Why the 'oh no'?

It seems THE 5 are taking over once again ...


Really - we're not that old.

Narf, let them have fun...
So we can have fun of them! BWArfhahahahahaha!


:?

What did you guys do when they had reached the "100 posts border"?
Or in case of some madmen "the 1000posts border"?



Threatened me - that's why my post count went down.
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Of coarse I do - I helped my country by getting some dossers off the streets and into the army. MY army. And I'll get good presents, by golly I will!
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Narf, let them have fun...
So we can have fun of them! BWArfhahahahahaha!


:?

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Sorry, I tought it was funny! :oops:
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Venom Fang wrote:
Hey langmann, whos that guy on the picture?
Lucius malfoy??

It look like a drow from Dungoen and Dragons.
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