Who is the funniest of The FIVE???

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Who is the funniest of The FIVE???

5hallow
5
13%
5ureal
20
53%
Dekhalan
3
8%
dungeon god
1
3%
Dark Alliance
5
13%
Dr. Funkenstein (bard of The FIVE)
2
5%
The Squire (me, shameless self-nomination)
2
5%
 
Total votes: 38

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Who is the funniest of The FIVE???

Post by Darius foulblood »

Title says it all. Who is the funniest (and therefore the much prestigious) among The FIVE who grace (???) our lovely website?

Their names are their current ones, for The FIVE are individuals of great importance and stealth, thus they require identity change every once in a while.

Dr. Funkenstein the bard will write a hymn to the winner (which might be himself, so don`t vote for him to avoid trauma :lol: )
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Post by Dark Alliance »

I think you should change this to who is the most stupid of the 5ive? :lol:

We all have been very quiet on the boards recently so I reckon your poll will be a quiet one ;)

This is going over to non druchii d.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Sureal »

Well that's not very nice is it?

P.S. Yup, I voted for me :D.
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Post by Dark Alliance »

Ha ha Darius you're a hag! ( better than being a queen I suppose ;) )
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Post by Dekhalan »

Hey everyone !

Vote for me !

(I know I did...)
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Post by Sureal »

I'm still winning!

Mwhahahahahahahahah!

P.S. Can some one PLEASE go on to the chat? I'm talking to an imageniary freind who said he was the real one and we got in the fight and one of us lost but I don't if it was me 'cos I typed so many times I don't who is who any more and the winner called the loser Pinoccino and that's as far as I got because I got bored but I might go on if no one else goes on!!!PLEASE!
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Post by Dark Alliance »

5ureal you are welcome to win this and be officially recognised as the 'Fool of the 5ive!' !lol! !lol! !lol!
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Post by Dekhalan »

:shock:

S. has 5 votes !
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Post by Lord happyslave »

I think it's rather difficult to pick a funniest.
They all heve the same type of "humour" (we're the 5, so we're the best! Except for you, DA, that's why I voted for you!)
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Post by Dark Alliance »

Oh cool, cheers Happyslave

May all good things come to you! :lol:
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Post by Sneaky »

Dekhalan wrote:Vote for me !


Well, that's the funniest thing I've heard in a while. Maybe that will push you over?
Goodbye.
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Post by Darius foulblood »

You all ruined my great plan! I was going to edit the poll when everyone had voted (unless I had gotten alot of votes) so it would say "Who is the greatest jackass on the site". Oh well...

Anyways, who can compete with Sureal in being both funny and jackass, eh? !lol!
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Post by Sureal »

Cool - I get the be the genius of humour and dumb ass at the same time :D!

The 5IVE is the best and I'm the best of the 5IVE!!! I'm the 5EST!!!
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Post by Darius foulblood »

Solid victory, it seems like 8) Reminds me of a song...

*Starts singing and dancing irrationally*

"If you wanna get up...umm...tralala...FIVE will make you get DOWN! YEAH"

*Gets dragged away by men in white coats*
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Post by Sureal »

Well I did bribe the people on the chat with me... :roll:
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Post by Binky »

Actually our humour is totally different... I'm recognized as Druchii.net's first ever crack-pot comedian, after which I furthered my career by forming a partnership with Sureal (Now 5ureal)... No-one'll know to vote for me, 'coz they won't know who I am on account of the name-changing fiasco !lol!

I'm the recognized "Jackass of Druchii.net", a title I'm very happy with

BTW: I voted for Deks, as that thing we did with the !1!!111!1!'s was too goddam funny
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Post by Lord happyslave »

Darius Foulblood wrote:
*Gets dragged away by men in white coats*


:lol: :lol:
Bwarfhahahahaha.
You should be on that list also (just after me, that is! ;) )
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Post by Dark Alliance »

He is on there, he's the Squire! :lol:
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Post by Dark Alliance »

Ode to Darius....

Squire, squire
knickers on fire
'coz he's sitting by the side of a funeral pyre

Squire you're a tool
'coz ya didn't go to school
missed all of your lessons
so ya ended up a fool

But squire you're alive
a half member of the 5ive
high 5ive, low 5ive
sitting near a beehive



And that's enough of that thank you!

Oops. Sorry mommy........
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Post by Sureal »

high 5ive, low 5ive


You put that in all your songs about the 5IVE :?.
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Post by Sureal »

Oh - and I think that 5hallow (nicking my name number idea thing :evil:) should have won as he was telling jokes long before me (P.S. out of all the 5IVE I've been here the longest!!! Mwhahahaha!!!) but a lot of his best jokes have been on the chat, so...
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Post by Binky »

!lol! Well, I'm joint runner up!

Yes, it's true that almost all of my jokes have been on the Chat... Oh well, one day I'll make a joke on the forums ;)
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Post by Binky »

BTW, may I add: It was very self-sacrificing and noble to say that I should win 5ureal, AFTER you had got 10 votes to my 3... Scum :evil:!evil!;)
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