Who is the funniest of The FIVE???

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Who is the funniest of The FIVE???

5hallow
5
13%
5ureal
20
53%
Dekhalan
3
8%
dungeon god
1
3%
Dark Alliance
5
13%
Dr. Funkenstein (bard of The FIVE)
2
5%
The Squire (me, shameless self-nomination)
2
5%
 
Total votes: 38

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dungeon_god wrote:Their mating habits are shrouded in secrecy, and usually involve drinking a certain liquid at a certain location, followed by stumbling about and then almost falling onto each other. Quite curious, really. ;)


Well, that'll be the bannana juice then :mrgreen: I suggest we all stay as far away from this creature as possible (I think I'll go somewhere warm).

Is the location secret?

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Is the location secret?



It works out to be something like a "Taivurn", sometimes also called a "Suloen" in their tongue-but we're still not sure... Needs more research, really. !lol!
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I think I may have one of them at my school, he taught me how to play chess :roll:.
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I think I am a Carabobo ape...I think all people I know who live around me are Carabobo apes...
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YEAH! They must be stopped! *Twitches* BANNANA JUICE!!!! *Comes to senses again* Ooops...*Runs of*
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Darius Foulblood wrote:YEAH! They must be stopped! *Twitches* BANNANA JUICE!!!! *Comes to senses again* Ooops...*Runs of*


Okay.........

THE HUNT IS ON!

(Does anyone have any idea where to start?)

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Banana Juice! Quote! Chess! Spat! Hypothiseis!
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Well...

Definately in England.

Although I think I'll have to narrow it down a little. :mrgreen:
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Definately in England.


All right! So, then, all we have to do is just go to England! I mean, how big can England be, really?
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Very small. You can walk from one side to the other in less than an hour.
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Ah, but you forget! I live in underground England, using clouds for my pillows and watter as my found (I use banana juice as my drink).

But there's even less room underground. D'OH!
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Very small. You can walk from one side to the other in less than an hour.



Ooh, that could eb a bit of a quandry-I mean, a whole hour? Man, that time could be spent doing other things, like watching TV... <mutters something about "girly shows" and other various...things...>
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I like girly shows.
That's if 'It came from underneath my toilet! - banned version' is a girly show.
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I like girly shows.
That's if 'It came from underneath my toilet! - banned version' is a girly show.


You know, that crossed even my line.

Whoa!
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I'm female. I live in England, and I'm even human! :mrgreen:
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Countess, just grab the bannana juice and go "Oh, 5ureal!" until he comes swinging along...
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And then *Wham* Over the head. Then sling him over your shoulder, truss him up and start boiling the water.

Once that is going, begin by de-furring the ape. The fur leaves a nasty taste in the mouth, and must all be removed to really enjoy the true, succulent flavor.

Next, you must gut the ape....
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!eek!
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dungeon_god wrote:And then *Wham* Over the head. Then sling him over your shoulder, truss him up and start boiling the water.

Once that is going, begin by de-furring the ape. The fur leaves a nasty taste in the mouth, and must all be removed to really enjoy the true, succulent flavor.

Next, you must gut the ape....


I don't think I want to eat 5ureal.... :P

Though the idea of keeping him as a pet has its charms....

*looks fondly at the cages that fill the room, full of creatures shouting "bannnnannna juuuiiiicceeee" and "quoting!!!"*

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