dungeon_god wrote:Their mating habits are shrouded in secrecy, and usually involve drinking a certain liquid at a certain location, followed by stumbling about and then almost falling onto each other. Quite curious, really.
Well, that'll be the bannana juice then I suggest we all stay as far away from this creature as possible (I think I'll go somewhere warm).
Is the location secret?
Countess.
The Countess
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It works out to be something like a "Taivurn", sometimes also called a "Suloen" in their tongue-but we're still not sure... Needs more research, really.
Well, time WOULD be nice...
And, Storm of Chaos is here. Are you ready?
Very small. You can walk from one side to the other in less than an hour.
Ooh, that could eb a bit of a quandry-I mean, a whole hour? Man, that time could be spent doing other things, like watching TV... <mutters something about "girly shows" and other various...things...>
And then *Wham* Over the head. Then sling him over your shoulder, truss him up and start boiling the water.
Once that is going, begin by de-furring the ape. The fur leaves a nasty taste in the mouth, and must all be removed to really enjoy the true, succulent flavor.
Next, you must gut the ape....
Well, time WOULD be nice...
And, Storm of Chaos is here. Are you ready?
dungeon_god wrote:And then *Wham* Over the head. Then sling him over your shoulder, truss him up and start boiling the water.
Once that is going, begin by de-furring the ape. The fur leaves a nasty taste in the mouth, and must all be removed to really enjoy the true, succulent flavor.
Next, you must gut the ape....
I don't think I want to eat 5ureal....
Though the idea of keeping him as a pet has its charms....
*looks fondly at the cages that fill the room, full of creatures shouting "bannnnannna juuuiiiicceeee" and "quoting!!!"*
Countess.
The Countess
ego autem dico vobis diligite inimicos vestros benefacite his qui oderunt vos et orate pro persequentibus et calumniantibus vos