Check out the new model.

Tijminator · Post by **Tijminator** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 7:28 pm

I think they were stoned when they made that. they must have been.

Lyhne · Post by **Lyhne** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 9:37 am

Eeeeron wrote:So the next part of army book creep will be one full of hammers led by MC Hammer - "Stop, Hammertime".

I dont quite get this joke....?

Gnosis · Post by **Gnosis** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 2:10 pm

This thread is full of hideous 'jokes'. Thread reported, for the sake of humanity.

Cenyu · Post by **Cenyu** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 2:31 pm

I think this thread rocks.

Beastmaster kurlan · Post by **Beastmaster kurlan** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 5:26 pm

lol this shows just how stupid gw really are, i can see it now i nthe office

hmm well what can we do to try and make more money, well we keep raising prices, that doesnt work, hmm you go raise them soem more and, hmm ive got it: *snaps* useless components, ok random things now, oh im a genious.

Belial · Post by **Belial** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:21 pm

Why did I not see this thread before? I swear, I could hardly stop laughing looking it through! Oh my god...

*GW staff meating*

"All right, let's look at the proposals for future releases, David?"
"Well... There has been some demand from Dark Elf players for us to make some more plastic models..."
"Well, what would that mean for us?"
"Models go cheaper, so we loose money"
"Project denied then. Anything else?"
"Ther has been another request from Dark Elf players to make a model for Malekith that suits the cover of the armybook better..."
"Expenses, expenses... move along the list..."
"well, sir... that leaves an idea from the terrainsdepartment. Rocks. Plastic ones, but really, it's mostly meant as a j..."
"Perfect! Finally, we can bring some new domension into terraining! Idea approved! David, you got green light for that one. I want our BEST sculptors one that! And if it catches on, perhaps we can do a conversion kit later on...!"

Post by **Daeron** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:38 pm

Ant wrote:So that's the new army they are brining out for 7th:

Warhammer armies: Rocks!

Core units:
Rocks
Pebble swarms
...

Don't forget their fast cavalry unit:
Quicksand

Voodoomaster · Post by **Voodoomaster** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:21 pm

Down at a Warhammer Fair,
One evening i was there,
When i heard a Sculptor Shouting
Underneath the Flare

I've Got a Loverly Bunch of Plastic Rocks
There they are Standing in their Row
Big Ones Small Ones
Some As Big as your Head
Give 'em a Twist a Flick of the Wrist
Thats What the Sculptor said

Eeeeron · Post by **Eeeeron** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:53 pm

Lyhne wrote:
Eeeeron wrote:So the next part of army book creep will be one full of hammers led by MC Hammer - "Stop, Hammertime".

I dont quite get this joke....?

Army book creep is when the next army book needs to be better than the last one, and as hammers are used to smash rocks, I thought they should be the way to trump the rock army.

MC Hammer was an 80's naff rapper with huge baggy trousers (I think he's now a priest). Google him.

Post by **Langmann** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:56 pm

This army should be rock solid.

Finally GW has gotten their heads out of the sand, and move on to higher things.

Rasputinii · Post by **Rasputinii** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:12 am

ANSOB: Stop, my sides, their splitting and burning. Too funny...

Thread:
I have got some more info. More models for the new book for you to oogle:

Mage: http://uk.games-workshop.com/storefront ... &orignav=9

Monster: http://uk.games-workshop.com/storefront ... &orignav=9

Swarm: http://uk.games-workshop.com/storefront ... &orignav=9

War Machine (some kind of Doom Diver rip off): http://uk.games-workshop.com/storefront ... &orignav=9

Ansob. · Post by **Ansob.** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:39 pm

Request Denied.

Presumably because those links are truncated.

Rasputinii · Post by **Rasputinii** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:51 pm

Whoops.

Links fixed.

Kergoth · Post by **Kergoth** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:30 pm

This model could sell you know...

- A new on-line summercampaign called 'ROCKY mountains' with an appart army suplemmet full off exciting new background on evrey race.

- Ten white dwarfs full with inspiring conversions, new senario's, intervieuw with the designer of this new limiting searching models and off course you full twenty pages witjh the same pictures off the painted models.

- Additional releases three month's after the innitional release plus a very sexy limited editon for the next gamesday...

- And make it dog's of war for evrey army as soon as the first big sell-push is over via a special White Dwarf booklet of at least 30 pages.

yesyes... They aren't all braindeath in the games-workshop company

Cat-the-odd · Post by **Cat-the-odd** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 6:23 am

To bring people down to the rocky ground...
Spoiler

Getwisteerd · Post by **Getwisteerd** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:30 am

Cat-the-Odd wrote:To bring people down to the rocky ground...
Spoiler

That only shows that the rock army has already infiltrated the orc and goblins army. Just too bad for them this game is called warHAMMER, I think the rulebook and all armybooks are going to cause terror in rocks

Lyhne · Post by **Lyhne** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:59 am

Cat-the-Odd wrote:To bring people down to the rocky ground...
Spoiler

Impossible!

WIll they make a rare unit called "Tombstones"?

Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:09 pm

dont forget

http://uk.games-workshop.com/storefront ... orignav=13

and

http://uk.games-workshop.com/storefront ... orignav=13

Mdk · Post by **Mdk** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:41 am

Hmmm, a "Metal", "Rock" ... a bit over the top don't you think?