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The Liger wrote:The ORIGINAL Rock - 80pts - Before the game, after terrain set up, place the rock on the table. After the game, you may remove it from the table.

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "getting your rocks off" dunnit?

They can't be serious!
Charging 60 p (1Euro!) for a lump of plastic?
Or are they even more impudent and it's nature own?
Can't wait for the lightning to strike their HQ.
Thanks, I'm staying with nature, cheaper and more diverse in shape and size.

awsome now I can buy a rock!!!!! . if it wasn't for GW I don't know what I would have done, it's a good thing that someone out there is thinking of players like me . I wonder if they com up with more shapes???

So that's the new army they are brining out for 7th:

Warhammer armies: Rocks!

Core units:
Rocks
Pebble swarms

Special Units
Big Rocks
Bricks

Rare units:
Boulders
Slate

Characters:

Heroes:
Rock-that-looks-like-a-face
Knobbly Rocks

Lords:
Big Rock-that-looks-like-a-face
Big Knobbly Rocks


I can't wait, this is much more exciting than Chaos Dwarfs could ever be!

Ant wrote:So that's the new army they are brining out for 7th:

Warhammer armies: Rocks!

I cant wait for this army.

Any idea of what bases the bricks will be on?

Persnlly, I think the new rulz are gunna make em overpowurd. They will totully own Dark Elvz! Plus, they ttally delaid the re-relese of the Cocktail Stick line for thes guys! Way to scru yur loyul custamars GW. I m soooooo pist! IM gona go smoke a bowl. GW SUX!

What will they try to sell next? realistic clouds or mist effect, you kno....to create the right feel on the battlefield for evil armies to emerge from.

Come on GW keep it real!

Hey, this could be a Soulstone token.

Fr0

Ant wrote:So that's the new army they are brining out for 7th:

Warhammer armies: Rocks!

Core units:
Rocks
Pebble swarms

Special Units
Big Rocks
Bricks

Rare units:
Boulders
Slate

Characters:

Heroes:
Rock-that-looks-like-a-face
Knobbly Rocks

Lords:
Big Rock-that-looks-like-a-face
Big Knobbly Rocks


I can't wait, this is much more exciting than Chaos Dwarfs could ever be!

Special characters:
Quartz
Diamond

Diamond is so tough it has the same ability as the cauldron of blood and the anvil of doom is can't be hurt at all.

Don't forget about the "Little knobbly bitz".

Special rules: Avalanche: Roll a dice every turn. On a 2+ the enemy army dies from a big avalanche. (Allessio).

Here's the new model I'm working on: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Mountrushmore.jpg

Hmm, so tempted to buy a heap load of them and have a table were every single rock looks exactly the same. It would so mess with your opponents head...

You would also need rules for all the things that lurk under rocks!

For the love of God, someone photoshop this thing into a DooM poster!

This. Is. the. Roxxor!
No, seriously, they're selling plastic ROCKS! You no longer have to pin into slate and granite and brimstone and so on. What a modellers dream!
Please, Games Workshop, get a life.

Alith Anar wrote:For the love of God, someone photoshop this thing into a DooM poster!

ROFFLE!

RasputinII wrote:Best thread EVER! I love it.

THERE'S something I never thought I'd see from you.

SBOD - Just go into a forest pick small pebbles up... better yet a beach...

Don't forget, Liger. It's also Immune to Psychology.

And it`s also unbreakable!! No wait... it isn`t if you got a hammer

I thought I'd seen it all when they started charging $10 for a tape measure. Now it's a buck or more for a frickin' ROCK? I bet it ain't even made out of rock.

Is the Rock compatible with 7th Edition? Or will we have to buy a revised Rock come Christmas? Or do we get a free 7th Edition Rock if we buy the current 6th Edition Rock before September?

GW had access to some kind of rock when they thought this one up, and I don't mean chalk...

Any road, I'm looking forward to the inevitable release of the "Sod of Turf" mini that will herald the long awaited "Warhammer Armies: Grass Monsters". I hear rumour that Rocks can be taken as allies.

You've all missed the point, this is the classic GW model "Rock Troll Sleeping!"

if you look carefully you can see its ears

I bet it ain't even made out of rock.

Why would it be? Thats just silly. A rock made out of rock. I have heard it all now! White Metal is so the new Rock...

@Ant: I managed to get some inside info on this heavy new project. They worship a God called "Bloody Huge Rock". Source Material:
http://www.stjohnscamberwell.org.au/Ima ... esRock.jpg

Mysterious Eh...

Also, another god, the rock equivalent of Slaanesh. Sexy Rock:
http://www.pc.gc.ca/docs/pc/rpts/etat-s ... s/pic9.jpg

I can't wait for the army book. If that models anything to go by the whole army is going to ROCK!

I'll get back to your if I get any more info...

Ras

Linda Lobsta Defenda wrote:if you look carefully you can see its ears

Oh.. I thought it was the nose... I wondered why there were to of them...

RasputinII wrote: If that models anything to go by the whole army is going to ROCK!

I didnt know you had a sense of humour?

when you have a whole unit of them, you can opt for the following rules

upgrade on rock to a musician for +5 pts. (electric guitar doesn't count as extra hand weapon)
upgrade one rock to a flagstone for +10 pts.
promote one rock to a hardrock for +10 pts.

Hmmm, well it seems cool, but the army seems too hard, and not fluffy enough. Still, the models rock, and I'm definitely getting some of the character models and the rock guardians, just 'cos they look cool!

finally, some action:

pursuit order
phalanx
skirmisch formation
champions arriving

I didnt know you had a sense of humour?

I'm actually mad, but online I tend to be far more serious. Its almost impossible for me to act myself in text. That said you will just have to become a mod to see me in action.

Im a boy

Not looking like that your not.
http://www.britishcouncil.org/global-co ... g-girl.jpg

Deffinitely a girl

Think it this way.. In real life, thousands of humans and animals have died because of rocks. You can throw a rock at someone and he might die. There are avalanches etc. Rocks are therefore dangerous! But in real life, there are no such things as Dark elves or Orcs and Goblins, so they can't kill anyone unless you're a) insane or b) you have a really good imagination. Of course there are miniature elves etc. but no such creatures breathing and having blood in their veins. So, rocks are dangerous in real world so they must be über-dangerous in warhammer world. That's why I wouldn't make any jokes about rocks. Maybe I'll start collecting them and make an unbeatable army..

Hard ROCK Hallelujah! as Lordi would say! lol!

So the next part of army book creep will be one full of hammers led by MC Hammer - "Stop, Hammertime".