Three-word Story, warhammer style

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Three-word Story, warhammer style

Post by Shanti »

I've been really enjoying this same thread on a another warhammer-related forum, which I can't talk about ;), and wanted to bring it here. Obviously, keep it warhammer, no 40k, no lazars or chuck norris. Just add on another 3 words to the sentence, and have fun. Bonus points for including Druchii!


There once was
"Felix qui quod amat defendere fortiter audet."
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a great big
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Druchii, who once
7th edition army book:
Games Played: 213
Games Won: 114 (54%)
Games Drawn: 33 (15%)
Games Lost: 66 (31%)

8th Edition army book W/D/L:
Druchii: 36/4/16
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cut the head
Name: Khalia D'Vaarko (meaning: Khalia, property of Vaarko)
Age: 210
Height/Weight: 5'6", 8 stone
Other: no distinguishing features, barring the brand of a great house left wrist.
Class: Mage
Equipment: Robes, Dagger, Staff
Skills: Power of Ulgu, Power of Chamon
Stats: Ws3, S3, T3, D4, I5

lrnec wrote: Reality and truth is more brutal than almost any fantasy game
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off a carnosaur
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Post by Fingol23 »

returned to Naggaroth
WIP First War Against Chaos Expansion
http://www.druchii.net/viewtopic.php?t= ... e7da5c4719

WS3 / S3 / T3 / D4 / I5
Skills: Basic Stealth
Items: Short Sword, Repeater Crossbow, Shade Cloak
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Post by Shadowd1 »

off a carnosaur
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Post by Shanti »

and used it
"Felix qui quod amat defendere fortiter audet."
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for Christmas dinner
Did I tell you that I hate high elves?
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he threw its
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Sharp knife blade
(Watch those double postings shadowd1)
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Fiat Obsidian - WS5 / S5 / T4 / D5 / I4
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Mount: Locke (dark steed)
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into the chest
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and carved out
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Post by Farodin »

he saw the
We are Druchii, the cold-hearted blades of destiny.
We shall cut through the world and bring forth Khaine's Kingdom...
...and all shall know their masters
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heart bleeding out
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Post by Saint of m »

into her cup
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Post by Khel »

This threads point has already been crippled by mistakes and double postings. Sorry folks for being an extremely wet blanket, but this thread is nothing but spam. I'm also angry because of other reasons and I'm going to be short and grumpy for the next week.
Saldrimek Xenan - WS6 / S4 / T3 / D5 / I3

Equipment: Executioners Axe (Rune of Beastslaying - Heroic Killing Blow), 2 Scimitars (Rune of Speed - Always Strike First), Dagger, Rune Branded Leather Armour, Executioner Helm, Fine Set of Throwing Knives (x4)
Inventory: Amulet of Darkness, Poison Vials x7, Deadly Poison Vials x8
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Post by Vallorn deathblade »

and drank from
Belial. wrote:Fighting Eldacar over fluff is like fighting Socrates over philosophy...


Alkkrision wrote:-Alkkrision: Druchii.net's own source of bad ideas :).
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a skull cup
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Mount: Locke (dark steed)
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Post by Farodin »

but it wasn't
We are Druchii, the cold-hearted blades of destiny.
We shall cut through the world and bring forth Khaine's Kingdom...
...and all shall know their masters
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Post by King coombs #1 »

Exquisitely good tasting
Those that know how to win are much more numerous than those who know how to make proper use of their victories.

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Post by Farodin »

so what he
We are Druchii, the cold-hearted blades of destiny.
We shall cut through the world and bring forth Khaine's Kingdom...
...and all shall know their masters
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Post by Shadowd1 »

did was strange
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Post by Farodin »

he took the
We are Druchii, the cold-hearted blades of destiny.
We shall cut through the world and bring forth Khaine's Kingdom...
...and all shall know their masters
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Post by Lyhne »

I am sorry to stop your, without doubt, funny little story here, but realize it, it IS spam. Besides, it's the same people that keeps posting in it, and you people seem to be waiting for a reply, and then swiftly add in another reply.

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