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Hey, I`m gone for a weekend and suddenly I`m kicked out of The Five??? Oh my gosh! Do I get to be substitute in case of anything like this happens again? :D
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Even better, since you have a bard can I be the squire? Hold your horses and weapons and stuff...
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Fine by me :D.
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i warn you Darien... you don't want to see their "weapons" or any other "stuff" :D
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I don`t need to see them, just hold them :D
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:?

Srovex: what an....interessting...way at looking at things....
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D&B empties his pockets... Hmm... What have we here? A pencil, 6 knitting needles, my future communist party manifesto (;)), a barbie doll, car keys, house keys, Stephen Hawkings "A Brief History of Time", 33 assorted bits of cheese, a sticky green mess, 12 year old smartie, 73 assorted warhammer figs, a wormhole, a chaingun, a lightsaber, a stick, 6,675 plectrums, a dead beetle, a 2 pence piece, an armed nuclear bomb with a blast radius of 1000 miles (Explodes if touched), a button, and a small fat rather aggressive monkey

Feel free to be my squire, my stuff really isn't that heavy... I've only got 3 more pockets to empty ;)... The point of the above post: Don't ask
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Wow - you must be reeaaaaaaally big.
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Gosh. Mixing cheese with smarties! Seems like I have some squire-ing to do... !lol!
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and i thought that this post couldn't get any worse, i shoulda known :roll: (shrugs)
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Hey, why wasn't I informed of the major revelation of the Five. I am the bard, thats what I get for...getting homework (damned system!). Also, I will never be confused with...with him again! I have changed my name, even though i was here first you filthy git... anyways I now go by the name Dr. Funkenstein, funk god and the one who sent Starchild to bestow funk on the world and the giver of the Bop Gun to defeat Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk! (DA, if anyone, will be the only person who has any idea of what i just said meant :roll: ) Anywho...


When Death & Binky had to depart,
nobody could believe it,
for he had been with them sence the start.
In his place Darious would sit
He sucked but we bless his black heart.
The Five had reached an unfunny pit.

The day of deliverence was soon at hand
The missed had returned sooner than thought
Because they booted his ass from the band
And like that the Five were re wrought
Darious was fired faster than dry shrubland
And of all druchii.net the Five were the top


tadah! *bows*
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lol
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This is the laregest thread on this forum :roll:.
Nice song by the way mr. bard.

Also, I will never be confused with...with him again! I have changed my name, even though i was here first you filthy git... anyways I now go by the name Dr. Funkenstein, funk god and the one who sent Starchild to bestow funk on the world and the giver of the Bop Gun to defeat Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk! (DA, if anyone, will be the only person who has any idea of what i just said meant ) Anywho...


Uh-huh. *edges closer to phone*
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I didn't make that up either...
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Sounds like someones had a bit to much to drink.
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no, no. a bit to much acid :lol: they were on so many drugs...
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Dr. Funkenstein wrote:Also, I will never be confused with...with him again! I have changed my name, even though i was here first you filthy git...


Hah ha !

I Win !

(Looks round at the audiance)

*I* WIN !

(Points at the good Dr.)

You lose !

Haha !

Loser !

(Laughs loudly)

Oh...I am so good !
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Post by Adreal_the_immaculate »

this is getting really long to read
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Post by Adreal_the_immaculate »

lol, hey the five post is/was on 5 pages

ok so not so great but i got nothing !cry!
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Post by Sureal »

Yup - lets spam till it's on the sixth page... actually, on second thoughts, perhaps not.

(Looks at D)

You've lost...

(looks at the Dr.)

So have you!

(Looks at D)

...IT!
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lol, this is pretty crazy, poor D and Dr
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Post by Decheran »

Ahh, but im the Dr. no longer! Mwahahahaha!!
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You know, you'd all really scare me if I had any sense. :mrgreen:

Good thing that I don't then. :mrgreen:

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p.s. 5ureal's been getting stranger since druchii.net's been down, and D&B has had a go at me for hitting 5ureal with the bladder on a stick, even though he wasn't there to do it for weeks... :cry:
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Can 5ureal get stranger? :shock:
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Post by Adreal_the_immaculate »

well i havn't seen this in awhile, i think ill post to see if anything else will happen on it :twisted:
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