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Satire: Malekith and Morathi meet Jerry Springer 
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Malekith's Best Friend
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that was great work, keep it up, and very enjoyable!

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HAAahaaaahaa...

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Totally fantastic work!! Bauglir, you're a genius!! Never would have suspected Malekith was Gav Thorpe ;).


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Absolutely brilliant! Ingenious! Hilarious!


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Great, just great. You should get a medal for this :P .

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I love them. If I had more time, I'd go back and select my favorites. But copying and pasting all 4 parts would take to long!
And if Gav=malekeith, then Malekeith gave himself mediocre stats? Doesn't seem in character....
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brilliant i would never have predicted the turn u had and the jokes were perfectly spaced

i realy enjoyed it in fact i could not stop laughing

brill hall of ame material easily

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Hilarious, all of them.

A personal favorite:

Jerry: A bit like Democrats and Republicans you mean?

Malekith: No, not quite. There ARE actually differences between the two cults.


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I'm glad you all liked it, and thanks for the nice comments. I hadn't expected such a reaction (so many replies and hits) to a basically mad idea that just kept growing and growing and which i wasn't really sure would work at the beginning. so thank you all for reading my stuff. with regard to putting this thread in the hall of fame, I feel honoured that people suggest it and think it's that good. But if it really belongs there is not for me but for the mods to decide. at the moment i don't have any other ideas for new stuff, but I promise you if I get into a "creative fit" again, you'll be the first to know it. So long,
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Malekith and Morathi meet Jerry Springer: read the complete saga here
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YAY!!! happy ending!!! but the whole thing with malekith and his mom was a tad... how do I say it... disgusting. Though it is a possible thing, as the army book does say that their relationship is quote en quote: "unnatural". but all the same, it was freaking hilarious!

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i know the malekith/morathi thing is disgusting, but then talkshows are always disgusting. laundry cannot be dirty enough not to be washed in public. that's why I thought the relationship of the two is the perfect jerry springer topic.

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top knotch stuff there bauglir, that was hilarious. This is as funny as the Slaanesh Story battle reports.
my favourite joke:
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Jerry: She was in the second-last row. You absolutely had no line of sight for that spell.


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Most amusing.

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Brilliant work Bauglir!! Definantly Hall of Fame material.

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YES! This is the simgle greatest thing I have yet seen in a forum. I feel honored that you actually took me up on that idea bauglir. i vote for this being entered into the Hall of Fame. On another note, I have always thought it interesting that Malekith is quite literally a common compound curse. :shock: Oh, I hate Jerry and love seeing justice done. Go Shadowblade. And the GW thing explains so much...

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Very nice! Fine, fine job, I loved it....good jokes, well-timed, and presented so they made you laugh instead of groan. Good work!

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just wanted to say hello one last time in this thread because I have asked for it to be closed (and possibly moved to the Hall of Fame). so thank you again for all your interest and comments.

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And closed it is, on request :)


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