Slaaneshi Unite!

[Lord karelon]

Open letter to Slaaneshi war leaders

I be Ragrod Gorit! I be great orc war boss. Fear my name and tremble!
I hear u slaaneshi have got much loot and plunder from the hummy empire. I come and take it. After big bashes we have big feast. U be guests of honor. Me love pointy ears, with hot mustard! Yummy!!

Don’t know what daemons taste like, they go poof when you kill them.
But hummies taste like boar, except sweeter and don’t take as much pounding to make jelly.

I look forward to feasting upon your still breathing bodies.
Yummy

Ragrod Gorit
Warboss of the ‘Opper ‘Ills