The Muse and the Ruerl

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The Muse and the Ruerl

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Note: While looking through our great froum i noticed a new figure: the Lord Ruerl of Harganeth. Instantly a story came into my head..... and developed... nd i just had to right it. This ain't serious stuff i usally write, this is just a plan... and whether Ruerl cares or not is is problem- It ain't offensive in any way...



The Muse rode into great city of Hargenth, Singing into the air. "Come all to the place of Happiness, where the Beer shall flow like blood from the heart peirced in the middle, and Pleasure is everywhere"
"All right!" said the people and followed.
Meanwhile up in the castle L0ord ruerl was in the shower. Actually he was in the bath and enjoying a nice time relaxing with his rubber duckey. Duckeys actually. All of the sudden beuatifull music errupted from the hall, and up came the Muse riding on a donkey.
"Who is that who sings beuatifull songs and who plays beuatifull music, and who wears beuatifull armour and rides a Beuatifull donkey!"
"I am the Muse of Harganeth! "
"No your not"
"What do you mean i'm not! I've been the Muse of Harganeth since Febuary the 22nd, 2006!"
"Well arived on the 14th of November!"
"well i still arrived before you!"
"Yes but my name has a patent on it!"
"What? How can you Patent your name"
"At the Patent office~!"
"What Patent office?"
"At Karond Kar!"
"Well... so whats a patent going to do?"
"It means you have to take a leader ship test!"
So the Muse took a leader shipp test....

5 2


"Oh yeah thats a pass! I've got a leadership 9! beath that!
"I've got a leadership 9 to. Theres no comparison"
"Actually there is...
"Silence!"
"No I will not be silent and decides, you have to take a leadership test as well!"
"What? A ledership test? Why?"
"Because my donket cause terror."
"It doesn't look very terrifying..."
"Well games workshop said that it caused terror in the rule book"
"Well... ok I'll take the test!"

Double 6's

"Ah nuts..."
"Mwhuhuhuhuhuhhuhuhuhuhuhuh"
"No I failed... What does that mean..."
"I dunno? Maybe we should ask Games Workshop."
"How do we do that?"
"We sacrifice a goat!"

So they Sacrificed a goat.....

"Man! Nothings happening! And now I've got blood all over my donkey!"
"Patience Muse! He will come!"
"How do you know?"
"Because their wouldn't be much point in the story if he didn't come!"

So Gav thorpe arrived flying on Dumbo.

"Hey it's Gav thorpe!"
"And he's got Dumbo!"
"Gav we need to know what happens when you fail a Leader ship test!"
"Can i hug Dumbo?"
"Who Dare asks the Great Gavern Thorpe a question!"
"MEEEeeeEEEeeeeEEEEE" Cried the muse.
"I Lord Ruerl of Harganeth! And this is the Muse Of Harganeth!"
"Yay MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" Cried the Muse Again.
"What do you mean Harganeth! Thats a registerd trade mark of GW!"
"Then howcome i pattend it?"
"I allow registrations for use in Fluf like the Author of this piece of <(beep)>!"
And with that heb shortened the names of the two elves!
"No I'm Lord Ruerl!"
"No! This section of the story was written badly!"
"You know what this means!"
"Yes that we must embark on a random quest to extend our names!"
"Yes and that the Muse can't be stuffed to right anymore~!

-And so begins the epic quest... any grammar errors will be fixed later.... i need some beer...... I've written too much!-

Messege to Lord Ruerl: This otherwise means hello....
As time past on, the feeling of fun
passed away like wind on a mountain...
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Post by Seanzala »

Err, yeah...ok...Go Dumbo!! If I was continuing the story, Dumbo would fly up and whoop Gav's butt for not doing the Dark Elf book now!

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Post by Lord ruerl of harganeth »

the Lord Ruerl of Harganeth

and whether Ruerl cares or not is is problem- It ain't offensive in any way...



What is this surposed to mean? Never mind i know when i not wanted.......
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What is this surposed to mean? Never mind i know when i not wanted.......


I sincerely believe that's not what Muse was getting at, but the point of that story escapes me as well :|
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This is quite possibly the most insane thing that I have ever seen posted... I love it!
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Drainial Shadowhart wrote:This is quite possibly the most insane thing that I have ever seen posted... I love it!




Well I'm glad someone does.
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Post by Harabec »

Well I'm glad someone does.


Doesn't appear to have a real point. But after rereading it, it's just a ramble about both of you having names that are "of HarGaneth". It is supposed to just be a funny jest mixing reality with you being characters in the warhammer world. :?

Thats the best I can figure, so hopefully you don't take offence as I know it wasn't ment to be anything other then humourous
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isn't dumbo trademarked by disney? i think their quest should be about fighting gw and disney over trademark laws, and i think this is one of the wierdest druchii welcomings ive seen since i joined....though that wasnt long ago, but i still stand by it.
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Post by Lord ruerl of harganeth »

tykonda wrote:isn't dumbo trademarked by disney? i think their quest should be about fighting gw and disney over trademark laws, and i think this is one of the wierdest druchii welcomings ive seen since i joined....though that wasnt long ago, but i still stand by it.



That was a welcome? Hah had me fooled.

I sincerely believe that's not what Muse was getting at, but the point of that story escapes me as well :| [/quote]

Ok so what was he getting at? In one of his posts, i gave a polite greeting to him and this is how he responds? I didn't sign up to this forum to be made fun of......


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Well i sincerely doubt he is dissing you ( ur a kiwi kwl i live in your country), Ne ways if you read the bottom of his post he does say this is his way of saying hello maybe he cant communicate with people without accidentally dissing them or causing mass copyright infringement issues but hey what do i know?
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Post by Lord ruerl of harganeth »

Zardock Doombringer wrote:Well i sincerely doubt he is dissing you ( ur a kiwi kwl i live in your country), Ne ways if you read the bottom of his post he does say this is his way of saying hello maybe he cant communicate with people without accidentally dissing them or causing mass copyright infringement issues but hey what do i know?



well i saw another member on this forum with the name of Har Ganeth. He seemed to be a new person as well. I don't see Muse making up silly stories about him.
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Post by Fingol darkwater »

I should have done this the moment I finished reading that story. Muse, if you wish to explain yourself to Ruerl, do so over pm. I've had enough experience with Muse to know that he has a bizaar sense of humor even for my taste and does things on a whim (if he wasn't drunk...). If he was trying to insult you, it's not a problem, because he is only one member amongst one thousand. If he wasn't trying to insult you, which is what I believe, suffice to say that this was a wierd (badly written) greeting.

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