Sorceresses & Warlocks -- Summon Daemons in Here! (NSFS)

[Amboadine]

I believe this thread is going the way of needing to have a proof of age gadget to read

It is great for cheering me up when I log on at work though.

[T.D.]

I believe this thread is going the way of needing to have a proof of age gadget to read

Or jail time for several of the participants.

[flatworldsedge]

Finally got a moment to view my prize video. Thank you!

Good contributions from all in the meantime. Thought it worth adding;
Bowelfist Filthblast.

[T.D.]

Good contributions from all in the meantime.

That is highly subjective.

Bowelfist Filthblast.

ManDrink ButtockSweat

[T.D.]

Greater Daemon of Malal:



On the topic of Chaos -- if not Slaaneshi daemons -- the lowdown on the 5th Chaos God, Malal:

http://realmofchaos80s.blogspot.co.uk/2013/01/the-malignancy-of-malal-solving-mystery.html

[Amboadine]

Malal was one of the better concepts . There were many good ideas in the first couple of editions and especially in wfrp that were a shame got dropped for various reasons. The gods of law were a favourite of mine.

[T.D.]

Thanks for the info! Malal was even before my time. I was vaguely aware of some WFRP and earlier background and always thought it weird that the Gods of Law were so thoroughly ...invisibilised!

In my own WFB fluff universe, the Gods of Law are a necessary balancing force to Chaos.

The cheerful fellow Malal himself:



His follower Kaleb Daark seemed pretty badass. Also really nice models for the time:

http://miniaturepainting.wikispot.org/Kaleb_Daark

[T.D.]

ENEMIES WITHIN!

The Witch King has departed for Ulthuan, and the true Druchii remaining must contend with not only daemons and hordes from the Chaos Wastes but an even more insidious enemy -- Cultists In Our Midst!!!

To ensure the future of Naggaroth, root out this evil:


Original Image Credit -- Mr Culexus on DeviantArt

[Haagrum]

Late to the naming party, and I'm sure I'll regret this later, but... here is a selection of Slaaneshi daemon names.*

Carnalthrust Bowelpiercer - presumably a Daemon Prince with a more headstrong aspect.

Clapfroth Smut-hammer - a tormented Greater Daemon, shunning by its peers after receiving** the unwelcome attentions of Father Nurgle.**

Throbspike Bagtwister - one of the most feared of all Keepers of Secrets, against whose grasping talons** no mortal mind or body is ever truly safe.

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* = If only Keepers of Secrets could actually live up to that title...

** = You shouldn't think about this too hard. Really. Please don't.

[T.D.]

At this point we are all glad of our internet anonymity. It's a good thing Rork and Daeron are cool guys, otherwise serious damage could be done to professional relationships...

"Great God in Boots!—the ontological argument is sound!"

Uttered by Bertrand Russell when he realised that the idea of God in the mental realm is proof that God exists. Just like an architect can imagine a building or a musician a piece of music; it doesn't exist "out there" ...but at the same time it does "exist", and can in time influence the world "out there".

In the same way the Chaos gods can be said to exist ...and we are actively summoning them through our mental attention to this thread

Proof of this is found in Haagrum's entry, which must have been inspired by Slaaneshi Daemons:

Carnalthrust Bowelpiercer - presumably a Daemon Prince with a more headstrong aspect.

Clapfroth Smut-hammer - a tormented Greater Daemon, shunning by its peers after receiving** the unwelcome attentions of Father Nurgle.**

Throbspike Bagtwister - one of the most feared of all Keepers of Secrets, against whose grasping talons** no mortal mind or body is ever truly safe.

I'm not going to even try to read these. My brain slams on the brakes immediately rather than trying to work out the possibilities of their meaning ...surely the mark of Daemonic evil?

After Red's pet daemonette inspired entries and flatworlds top prize, I thought the competition was done. But this calls for a new level of prize. Prize 0 if you will.

Haagrum wins: One Night in Slaanesh*

Your Soul is Forfeit!




*Or, Slaanesh wins: One Night in Haagrum

[Red...]

VileBeetle BowelWart

[T.D.]

Moving swiftly on...

Before I am put in the unusual position of a moderator having to ban himself, time to shake this up

Druchii.net and Cultist-Chan are proud to present:

The Unofficial D.net Chaos Daemon Naming Competition

Image Credit -- Mr Culexus on DeviantArt



Open to followers of all Chaos gods; Tzeentch, Khorne and Nurgle as well as Slaanesh (please, no more). You'll notice the original table has the scope for all four! Bonus points for naming Daemons of Malal.



I'll start:

Khorne -- "Blood for the Blood God, Skulls for the Skulls Throne"

RageKill Warlust

Slaanesh -- "Porn for the Porn God, Smut for the Smut Throne"

Sucksword Ichorspume

Tzeentch -- "Plots for the Plot Lord, Skillz for the Skillz Throne"

Gibbergrin Firevex

Nurgle -- "asdadkjsalhfskhkvfnqkfnewk;lfjeiogjdklnvklsdajflkdsjfsdlifpoaqEPDOAJDKLSNfkcnskjndsakjdnadnskadnkjfljsd"

burbleburble burbleburble

Go!

[T.D.]

VileBeetle BowelWart

What variety of daemon is this one?

[Red...]

Khorne:
BloodLust MadDog

Slaanesh:
LewdFondle SwordMan

Tzeentch:
BlueFiend WindFace

Nurgle:
GrossPox PlagueWorm

Malal:
BlackHeart ChaosWar

[T.D.]

^^Nice.

[Red...]

Added my Malal entry and edited my Nurgle offering;)

In answer to your earlier query: VileBeetle BowelWart is a very small bug-like daemon who terrorizes internal digestive systems... probably Nurglesque I guess

[Haagrum]

Having been suitably chastened chastised by T.D., here is a more wholesome offering (if that's ever the correct way to describe naming fictional daemonic monsters):

Khorne
Gorehowl the Spinecrusher

Slaanesh
No-one wants to read any more of these from me.

Nurgle
Gristlegrind Glopglutton (huzzah for alliteration, and for every component word beginning with G, the 7th letter in the Roman alphabet)

Tzeentch
Fluxcackle Warp-gibber (probably the moon-faced Herald model, by modern standards)

Malal
Taintfury Chaos-render

[T.D.]

No chastisement. You won the top prize!!!