Sorceresses & Warlocks -- Summon Daemons in Here! (NSFS)
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*Warning: NSFS (Not Safe For Sanity)*
All those brave or foolish enough to summon fragments of the Ruinous Powers, here find the key to power over the Daemonic Servants of Darkness...
Daemonic True Name Generator
Virtually all Daemons take great care to
keep their true names a secret. Only the
most powerful Arch Daemons, who need
not fear domination by any other creature,
do not bother to hide their true names. The
true name of a Daemon is often completely
alien and very nearly unpronounceable.
Knowledge of a true name grants power,
and gives some leverage when it comes to
dealing with a Daemon. As a consequence,
a Daemon will never voluntarily reveal its
true name, nor can it be commanded to do
so except on pain of utter and total
destruction. Most Daemons will, however,
reveal the true name of another Daemon...
Greater
Roll -- 1D6 or 2D6 (your choice) x Chaos god's number.
Other
Chaos god's associated number.
Once the number of elements has been determined, the following table can be used to randomly generate the parts of the Daemon's true name. Alternatively, you can simply choose the right number of elements from the table.
Once the elements have been generated they can be used 'as is' to give a completely random name or, in cases where this looks and feels wrong, rearranged.
Apostrophes (') and other punctuation can be added as you see fit to break the name up and make it slightly more pronounceable.
Daemonic Use-Name Generator
Daemons use a number of false names
and titles so as to keep their true names
a secret.
These vary for a single Daemon, according
to mood or circumstance (Pinchbottle,
Maeltranseer etc). Daemons will apply such
'use names' to themselves as they think fit
or as amuses them.
Again, Greater Daemons have names that are longer than those of other Daemons. Roll 4 times on the above table to generate a first and a second name for Greater Daemons. Other Daemons and creatures roll only twice, generating only one name.
Re-roll any duplicated results. The elements that are rolled up should be put together in pairs to give the name of the Daemon, for example, grim + belch and chaos + warp = Grimbelch Chaoswarp.
While this table can generate names of any type of Daemon, you may wish to select name elements for some. Daemons of Khorne, for instance, have names which echo nothing but their love of violence and destruction: Warfiend, Thrashblood Hackflesh and Manblight Gnaw-weapon.
The number of elements in a Daemon's name depends upon the number associated with the Chaos God it serves. Furthermore, the more powerful the Daemon, the longer its name will be
Any combination of names can be augmented by er, ling, and or suffixes, or by the providing that these are applied intelligently.
For example, rut + sate (-e)r gives Rutsater, gut + (t) - er + sinew gives Guttersinew, while maggot + spoor + -ling gives Maggotspoorling.
Single or double words from the table can be added as a further description for a Daemon, as in plague + vomit + the + drool + ing = Plaguevomit the Drooling.
*Warning: NSFS (Not Safe For Sanity)*
All those brave or foolish enough to summon fragments of the Ruinous Powers, here find the key to power over the Daemonic Servants of Darkness...
Daemonic True Name Generator
Virtually all Daemons take great care to
keep their true names a secret. Only the
most powerful Arch Daemons, who need
not fear domination by any other creature,
do not bother to hide their true names. The
true name of a Daemon is often completely
alien and very nearly unpronounceable.
Knowledge of a true name grants power,
and gives some leverage when it comes to
dealing with a Daemon. As a consequence,
a Daemon will never voluntarily reveal its
true name, nor can it be commanded to do
so except on pain of utter and total
destruction. Most Daemons will, however,
reveal the true name of another Daemon...
Greater
Roll -- 1D6 or 2D6 (your choice) x Chaos god's number.
Other
Chaos god's associated number.
Once the number of elements has been determined, the following table can be used to randomly generate the parts of the Daemon's true name. Alternatively, you can simply choose the right number of elements from the table.
Once the elements have been generated they can be used 'as is' to give a completely random name or, in cases where this looks and feels wrong, rearranged.
Apostrophes (') and other punctuation can be added as you see fit to break the name up and make it slightly more pronounceable.
Daemonic Use-Name Generator
Daemons use a number of false names
and titles so as to keep their true names
a secret.
These vary for a single Daemon, according
to mood or circumstance (Pinchbottle,
Maeltranseer etc). Daemons will apply such
'use names' to themselves as they think fit
or as amuses them.
Again, Greater Daemons have names that are longer than those of other Daemons. Roll 4 times on the above table to generate a first and a second name for Greater Daemons. Other Daemons and creatures roll only twice, generating only one name.
Re-roll any duplicated results. The elements that are rolled up should be put together in pairs to give the name of the Daemon, for example, grim + belch and chaos + warp = Grimbelch Chaoswarp.
While this table can generate names of any type of Daemon, you may wish to select name elements for some. Daemons of Khorne, for instance, have names which echo nothing but their love of violence and destruction: Warfiend, Thrashblood Hackflesh and Manblight Gnaw-weapon.
The number of elements in a Daemon's name depends upon the number associated with the Chaos God it serves. Furthermore, the more powerful the Daemon, the longer its name will be
Any combination of names can be augmented by er, ling, and or suffixes, or by the providing that these are applied intelligently.
For example, rut + sate (-e)r gives Rutsater, gut + (t) - er + sinew gives Guttersinew, while maggot + spoor + -ling gives Maggotspoorling.
Single or double words from the table can be added as a further description for a Daemon, as in plague + vomit + the + drool + ing = Plaguevomit the Drooling.
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Blast from the past. Still have the books in my collection.
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Wonderful nostalgia. That final table gives some pretty racy outcomes if you roll right (/wrong, depending on perspective). I'm sure Warhammer used to be a touch saucier than it is nowadays!
As to the first table for the true daemons name, I wonder if some troll somewhere has contacted GW to note that Tz'arkhan isn't viable.
As to the first table for the true daemons name, I wonder if some troll somewhere has contacted GW to note that Tz'arkhan isn't viable.
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flatworldsedge wrote:Wonderful nostalgia. That final table gives some pretty racy outcomes if you roll right (/wrong, depending on perspective). I'm sure Warhammer used to be a touch saucier than it is nowadays!
Which gives me a (possibly ill-advised) idea:
The Unofficial D.net Slaaneshi Daemon Naming Competition!
[*]Using the above table and rules come up with the most Slaaneshi common name you can imagine*
(If you stick to the above table I promise not to ban you. Can't ensure the senior moderators will be so kind though )
I'll start:
- Mandangle Lewdfiend
3, 2, 1, ...
Go!
*Did you see what I did there.
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Blast from the past. Still have the books in my collection.
Yes, me too. Although I only have the first of the two (I have the Khorne/Slannesh one, not the Nurgle/Tzeentch one). They really showed how GW books could once - long ago - be truly phenomenal.
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@T.D. - way too tempting! Tremblethrust Wormthrob.
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flatworldsedge wrote:@T.D. - way too tempting! Tremblethrust Wormthrob.
I'll take it* and raise you:
Buttockfondle Madgrin
* don't read too much into this turn of phrase
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Take a moment - you'll get there
Take a moment - you'll get there
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Red... wrote:lewdooze facespew
Take a moment - you'll get there
I took a moment ...I got there ...I wished I hadn't
That's a prize winning entry.
Your Prize -- A Daemonette:
My turn:
Swordgobbler the Lustcrazed
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Indeed - getting there took moments, getting the image out of my mind is taking significantly longer. Nice play.
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I wish the drawing was made with a Dark Elf rather than a human.T.D. wrote:Your Prize -- A Daemonette:
It would be a nice addition to D.net comics!
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Calisson wrote:I wish the drawing was made with a Dark Elf rather than a human.
It would be a nice addition to D.net comics!
The human is Red himself
Usually I'd put an image credit link, but I can't find an online profile for the illustrator. His signature is the only identifier.
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Come on, I know there are more than three really sick puppies on this forum...
- There are more prizes, including FREE BOXES, to be won!
With the Office Christmas Party Season fast approaching, this is a golden opportunity to safely release the repressions social conditioning has built up before the combination of alcohol and the girl from Accounts inevitably brings them out in front of the boss, his wife, and all your co-workers
Looked at this way, this thread is practically offering a public service
- There are more prizes, including FREE BOXES, to be won!
With the Office Christmas Party Season fast approaching, this is a golden opportunity to safely release the repressions social conditioning has built up before the combination of alcohol and the girl from Accounts inevitably brings them out in front of the boss, his wife, and all your co-workers
Looked at this way, this thread is practically offering a public service
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T.D. wrote:Come on, I know there are more than three really sick puppies on this forum...
yOu caLleD, massSster?
Also, I don't want Druchii.net banned from its server. And then the cables severed, the room fumigated, the servers bleached, and then building burned down and the ruins put into nuclear quarantine. Because it just might spread.
So I'll just stand over here and... watch...
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Tarbo wrote:So I'll just stand over here and... watch...
Voyeurism! That's the spirit
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You win: A Slaaneshi Tank!
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Well, if there is a marvelous GW FREE BOX to win I can only be tempted.
Let's call Grabbylips Buttocksmoulder the jewel of a thousand nights.
Let's call Grabbylips Buttocksmoulder the jewel of a thousand nights.
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Calisson wrote:Let's call Grabbylips Buttocksmoulder the jewel of a thousand nights.
...sounds like a Champion of Slaanesh:
I don't know if it is these names that are really depraved. Or my mind.
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Helmeye Oozespurt?
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flatworldsedge wrote:Helmeye Oozespurt?
A little bit derivative of Red's prize winner. But retrospectively Tremblethrust Wormthrob is up there with the best of them! Taken together you have reached a new level of Slaanesh credits...
Your Prize -- A serenade by The Prince of Pleasure, Lord Slaanesh himself!!! Singing "Simply Irresistible":
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Don't lose your Soul!!!!!!
I'll also take your entry* and give you**:
Fistfury the Carnalglutton
(Apologies to everyone reading this )
* don't read too much into this turn of phrase
** read as much as you want into this turn of phrase
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This is cards against humanity level obscenity!
No use of bowel yet? Or taint?
How about Smut-thrust Bowelthrob. Pretty offensive on all levels!
No use of bowel yet? Or taint?
How about Smut-thrust Bowelthrob. Pretty offensive on all levels!
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Scythe wrote:How about Smut-thrust Bowelthrob. Pretty offensive on all levels!
Someone always has to take it too far
I'm beginning to really regret this initiative. But with flatworldsedge taking 1st prize -- a serenade by The Prince of Dark Delights really cannot be topped -- hopefully the lewdness level in here will lessen. Hopefully.
...but Smut-thrust Bowelthrob is of course a prize winning entry!
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I'll take your entry and give you:
Buttockhammer the Sinsater
(Sorry.)
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How about:
ThrustThrust ThrobSpurt
And his less successful buddy:
ThrustThrust WitherWail
And their lonely friend:
FistGrab SqueezeSpew
Or perhaps:
ManDrink ButtockSweat
Or even:
PierceButtock SharpSpike
ThrustThrust ThrobSpurt
And his less successful buddy:
ThrustThrust WitherWail
And their lonely friend:
FistGrab SqueezeSpew
Or perhaps:
ManDrink ButtockSweat
Or even:
PierceButtock SharpSpike
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Red... wrote:How about:
ThrustThrust ThrustSpurt
And his less successful buddy:
ThrustThrust ThrustWither
And their lonely friend:
SqueezeSqueeze ClenchSpew
Or perhaps:
ManDrink ButtockSweat
Or even:
PierceButtock SharpSpike
No words.
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Whoops, just realized that "clench" is not on the list. So maybe replace that one with: SqueezeSqueeze FondleSpew
And as atonement for my mistake, one more:
SuckSword SpasmSpew
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