Celebrating the Union of Alarielle and Malekith!

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Celebrating the Union of Alarielle and Malekith!

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This is the place to add stories, pictures, and comics celebrating the Marriage of the Everqueen, Alarielle, to the Eternal King, Malekith, and the new unity of the Three Kingdoms!*


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We bring word from the Wedding Ceremony; contrary to scurrilous rumours propagated by those wishing to slander Alarielle and bring into disrepute the Holy Matrimony -- and thus endanger our new unified Kingdom -- Malekith romanced Alarielle in the grand old fashioned way!

As with other great lovers of history, Malekith wooed Alarielle with song and serenade:

















Everybody get up
ooh
Everybody get up
ooh
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey


If you can't hear what I'm trying to say
If you can't read from the same page
Maybe I'm going deaf, maybe I'm going blind
Maybe I'm out of my mind

OK now Tyrion was close, tried to domesticate you
But you're an animal, baby it's in your nature
Just let me liberate you
Hey, hey, hey
You don't need no papers
Hey, hey, hey
Teclis is not your maker

And that's why I'm gon' take a good girl
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it

You're a good girl
Can't let it get past me
You're far from finecast
Talk about gettin some good times
I hate these blurred lines
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it

But you're a good girl
The way you grab me
Must wanna get nasty
Go ahead, get at me

What do they make dreams for
When you got them genes girl,
What do we need steam for
You the hottest biatch on this World!
I feel so lucky
Hey, hey, hey
You wanna hug me
Hey, hey, hey
What rhymes with hug me?
Hey, hey, hey
kiss me
hey
hey
hey

OK now Tyrion was close, tried to domesticate you
But you're an animal, baby it's in your nature
Just let me liberate you
Hey, hey, hey
You don't need no papers
Hey, hey, hey
Teclis is not your maker
Hey, hey, hey

And that's why I'm gon' take a good girl
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it

You're a good girl
Can't let it get past me
You're far from finecast
Talk about gettin some good times
I hate these blurred lines
I hate them Asur
I know you want it
I hate them Asur
I know you want it
I hate them Asur
I know you want it
But you're a good girl
The way you grab me
Must wanna get nasty
Go ahead, get at me


One thing I ask of you
Let me be the one you back that ass into
Yo, from Morathi, to Alissara bo
Yeah, had a biatch, but she ain't as bad as you
So hit me up when you passing through
For you, I'd even cleave Tyrion's head in two.
Swag on, even when you dress casual
I mean it's almost unbearable
In a thousand years not dare would I, from a far side
let you pass me by.
Nothing like your last guy, he too square for you
He don't smack that ass and pull your hair for you
So I, just watch and wait for you to lose the fool and choose this pimpin'
Not many woman would refuse this pimpin'
I'm a chill guy, but I'd fight Franz and duel Nagash for you!


Shake the vibe, get down, get up
Do it like it hurt! like it hurt!
What Tyrion liked wont work

Heeeeeeyaaaayheeeeeeey

Baby can you breathe? I got this from Tor Elyr
It always works for me Dark Lands to Grand Cathay, uh huh
No more pretending
Hey, hey, hey
Cause now you winning
Hey, hey, hey
Here's our beginning

I always wanted a good girl
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it

You're a good girl
Can't let it get past me
You're far from finecast
Talk about gettin some good times
I hate these blurred lines
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it

But you're a good girl
The way you grab me
Must wanna get nasty
Go ahead, get at me


Everybody get up
Everybody get up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey


------------------------------------> *TUNE* <----------------------------------------

Key:
Purple -- MALEKITH
Dark Red -- MALEKITH RAPPING TO THE CAMERA
Blue -- IMRIK

*as well as tales of their domestic bliss together ;)
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Compliments for this tune made in the finest tradition! :D
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"For a wedding gift, I deliver these three high elf heads. They may have been part of Alarielle's entourage once, before this holy marriage. As the heads are so finely preserved, may they be a finely preserved reminder of an age now gone. Just like the bodies that come with the head."
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How did I know T. D. Started this post even before I opened it? I hate you! :evil: That's it. I'm going to start picking on your little Korean diva!
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Showing emotional attachment in front of Druchii is like bleeding in front of sharks !lol!

Gidean wrote:How did I know T. D. Started this post even before I opened it? I hate you! :evil: That's it. I'm going to start picking on your little Korean diva!


To be fair I thought this one classier than the last one :lol:
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The Flame wasn't kind to old Mally!
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T.D. wrote:The Flame wasn't kind to old Mally!


I believe the potential Phoenix kings had to enter the flames naked. Guess what soft boneless flesh would burn off first? :shock:
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I guess we'll have to wait and see if she drops a sprog ;)
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9th ed is said to happen 1 century after ET.
Plenty of time to see if there is any offspring.
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