How to bring back my wife?

[SilverMan]

My wife left me.
It's all because of my hobbies...
What to do now?

[Canadianguy]

Witch one is your wife?

[Calisson]

<joke mode>

Witch one is your wife?

I'd assume none.
The two ladies would be "the hobbies".
That would explain why the wife went away.

It reminds me the story of the guy who related:
I inherited a fortune.
I spent half of it in women, games and alcohol.
The other half... I just wasted it...
</joke>


Seriously, reading such a demand in a first post, with such a provocative pic, makes it hard to believe it is genuine.
Still, I'll try to give a honest answer.
If a wife quits because of her husband's hobby, that shows that the two were so unwilling to compromize that they better separated.
In order to get back to a common life, the trick is to find a compromize where the wife gets more of her husband, but the husband may still have a life with some hobbies.
Life in common is made of compromizes. Both need to give more than what they expect in return.

[Gidean]

Seriously, reading such a demand in a first post, with such a provocative pic, makes it hard to believe it is genuine.
Still, I'll try to give a honest answer.
If a wife quits because of her husband's hobby, that shows that the two were so unwilling to compromize that they better separated.
In order to get back to a common life, the trick is to find a compromize where the wife gets more of her husband, but the husband may still have a life with some hobbies.
Life in common is made of compromizes. Both need to give more than what they expect in return.

I had a good friend whose wife let him go to Warhammer Grand Tournaments all across the country and even the world (England and Australia). I mean whenever he wanted. Most of the rest of us married guys could maybe do one travel (by plane) tournament a year with our wives' blessing. We thought he was SO lucky. Turns out his wife had a boyfriend who spent all those 'travel' weekends with her. I on the other hand...am still married.

[InstantKarma]

[quote="Gidean
I on the other hand...am still married. [/quote]

As a married man myself, this is indeed, the better ending

[Canadianguy]

Oh I figured it was trolling or spamming but like your answeer Callisson!

[Dalamar]

Keep your hobbies, they won't leave you.

[van Awful]

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Forget her, Get a new one...

[Daeron]

It's presumably spam... But for once it was a funny one.