Our poor lonely War Beasts are lacking Tall Tales to entertain them through their days of captivity:
You can save them from their plight by posting something short and maybe funny here: BEASTMASTER TALES!!!
i.e.
Two Harpies are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, "Do you recall your worst day last year?" The other responds, "Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"
Not many days to go before someone is cleaning the pens...
UPDATE: TO GIVE EVERYONE TIME, COMPETITION WILL RUN TILL THE END OF THE MONTH -- 31st MARCH!
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I'm guessing the On Dung Duty title is scaring people
Let's make this a month long title ...rather than an indefinite one
Only a few days till Competition closes.
...and if this competition isn't well supported ...then it throws into doubt the possibility of future Druchii themed fun and games
Short and sweet entries are fine:
i.e.
You are on a dark steed, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an Karibdyss traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping steed but your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a Manticore running at exactly the same speed as you and the horse in front of you.
Q) What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
