The Guild of (Mad) Druchii Artificers
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- Executioner
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- Location: Naggarond, Dancing with Morathi.
The Guild of (Mad) Druchii Artificers
The title pretty much says all
Here is where the Druchii that are considered wacky by Druchii standards gather and with the odd cackle we convene in the darkness to discuss crazy: Ideas/Warmachines/Troops/Monsters/Magic Items and Spells/Etc.
Here is where the Druchii that are considered wacky by Druchii standards gather and with the odd cackle we convene in the darkness to discuss crazy: Ideas/Warmachines/Troops/Monsters/Magic Items and Spells/Etc.
Role-Playing Group 30
Helkor Makolus, Warrior.
WS 4, S4, T4, D3, I3. Gear: Cloak, Longsword, Light Armour, Shield, 4GC, Bastard Sword
Helkor Makolus, Warrior.
WS 4, S4, T4, D3, I3. Gear: Cloak, Longsword, Light Armour, Shield, 4GC, Bastard Sword
- Linkinhearts666
- Dark Rider
- Posts: 135
- Joined: Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:53 am
- Location: Adelaide, Australia
OMG! Like Cold One throwers? =D
You know, a stone thrower that uses cold ones instead? Thats totally badass =DD
You know, a stone thrower that uses cold ones instead? Thats totally badass =DD
Ayxxia the Shade is hiding in the shadows and waiting to attack...
Its the Druchii way of gaming!
Best way to get rid of a treeman is wait until the owner has it on the table in front of him and then kick him very hard in the groin from behind. When he doubles up and smacks his face intoit, he should wreck the treeman and it will teach the little bastard not to run a treeman at 750
Its the Druchii way of gaming!
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- Executioner
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- Joined: Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:00 pm
- Location: Naggarond, Dancing with Morathi.
Yeah! I like that, I do let's give those sorry Goblins a taste of their own medicine . . . The beauty of this one is that on a roll of 3-4 on a D6 the cold is still alive and is so ticked at being tied down and thrown through the air that there's no need to test for stupidity
Role-Playing Group 30
Helkor Makolus, Warrior.
WS 4, S4, T4, D3, I3. Gear: Cloak, Longsword, Light Armour, Shield, 4GC, Bastard Sword
Helkor Makolus, Warrior.
WS 4, S4, T4, D3, I3. Gear: Cloak, Longsword, Light Armour, Shield, 4GC, Bastard Sword
- Linkinhearts666
- Dark Rider
- Posts: 135
- Joined: Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:53 am
- Location: Adelaide, Australia
Yeah! I like that, I do let's give those sorry Goblins a taste of their own medicine . . . The beauty of this one is that on a roll of 3-4 on a D6 the cold is still alive and is so ticked at being tied down and thrown through the air that there's no need to test for stupidity
haha Omfg totally!
or to really mix it up... I think there should be a magic weapon that is like the insane machine gun bolt thrower in Van Helsing ^__^ that would be like awesomeness!
Ayxxia the Shade is hiding in the shadows and waiting to attack...
Its the Druchii way of gaming!
Best way to get rid of a treeman is wait until the owner has it on the table in front of him and then kick him very hard in the groin from behind. When he doubles up and smacks his face intoit, he should wreck the treeman and it will teach the little bastard not to run a treeman at 750
Its the Druchii way of gaming!
- Yemeth
- Shade
- Posts: 114
- Joined: Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:06 pm
- Location: A Crag of Coal - Ostrava, Czech Republic
A giant bolt-thrower might be great. (Like a special character 2 rare slots monstrosity from the first wars)
Odi ergo sum - Druchii's illumination
DE noble is talking to a HE prisoner
DE: 'Do you know the difference between you and me?'
HE: 'Hmmmmmgh'
DE: 'That's right, I've still got my tounge.' - Anon
DE noble is talking to a HE prisoner
DE: 'Do you know the difference between you and me?'
HE: 'Hmmmmmgh'
DE: 'That's right, I've still got my tounge.' - Anon
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- Executioner
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- Location: Naggarond, Dancing with Morathi.
- Voodoomaster
- Lord General Of Khaine
- Posts: 2528
- Joined: Mon Jan 26, 2004 8:53 pm
- Location: Exile
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- Slortor
- Malekith's Personal Guard
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Voodoomaster wrote:*coughs* lets retain some phase of sanity please
I think you're a few...hmmm years just doesnt cover it... decades too late?
Name: Khalia D'Vaarko (meaning: Khalia, property of Vaarko)
Age: 210
Height/Weight: 5'6", 8 stone
Other: no distinguishing features, barring the brand of a great house left wrist.
Class: Mage
Equipment: Robes, Dagger, Staff
Skills: Power of Ulgu, Power of Chamon
Stats: Ws3, S3, T3, D4, I5
Age: 210
Height/Weight: 5'6", 8 stone
Other: no distinguishing features, barring the brand of a great house left wrist.
Class: Mage
Equipment: Robes, Dagger, Staff
Skills: Power of Ulgu, Power of Chamon
Stats: Ws3, S3, T3, D4, I5
lrnec wrote: Reality and truth is more brutal than almost any fantasy game
- Linkinhearts666
- Dark Rider
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- Location: Adelaide, Australia
T'Keela wrote:What about male witch elves? *twitch*
omg thats hot
yea im a fan. guy and gal witch elves frothing at the mouth in scantly clad clothes and stabbing and hacking and coated in blood and /foams at mouth
Ayxxia the Shade is hiding in the shadows and waiting to attack...
Its the Druchii way of gaming!
Best way to get rid of a treeman is wait until the owner has it on the table in front of him and then kick him very hard in the groin from behind. When he doubles up and smacks his face intoit, he should wreck the treeman and it will teach the little bastard not to run a treeman at 750
Its the Druchii way of gaming!
- Linkinhearts666
- Dark Rider
- Posts: 135
- Joined: Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:53 am
- Location: Adelaide, Australia
Guy witch elves wearing bikinis? still digging it?
OMG Rather tubby male witch elves wearing bikinis, drooling at the mouth...
haha i mean if guys can be into chicks mud wrestling why cant girls be into guy witch elves in bikinis blood fighting /manic look. =DD
But tubby male elves is just humerous hahaha. Lol LOOK AT THAT FLUBBER FLY!! 8D
they should wear nuffin but blackmetal codpieces and just rep it up... OMG IDEA IDEA! Guy witch elves in gimp suits? haha
Ayxxia the Shade is hiding in the shadows and waiting to attack...
Its the Druchii way of gaming!
Best way to get rid of a treeman is wait until the owner has it on the table in front of him and then kick him very hard in the groin from behind. When he doubles up and smacks his face intoit, he should wreck the treeman and it will teach the little bastard not to run a treeman at 750
Its the Druchii way of gaming!
- Linkinhearts666
- Dark Rider
- Posts: 135
- Joined: Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:53 am
- Location: Adelaide, Australia
OMG HAHAHA
that is soo totally the coolest thing ive ever heard. haha!
Or if your really into that you could get a greater daemon of Nurgle =D
that is soo totally the coolest thing ive ever heard. haha!
Or if your really into that you could get a greater daemon of Nurgle =D
Ayxxia the Shade is hiding in the shadows and waiting to attack...
Its the Druchii way of gaming!
Best way to get rid of a treeman is wait until the owner has it on the table in front of him and then kick him very hard in the groin from behind. When he doubles up and smacks his face intoit, he should wreck the treeman and it will teach the little bastard not to run a treeman at 750
Its the Druchii way of gaming!
- Voodoomaster
- Lord General Of Khaine
- Posts: 2528
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- Master of Puppets
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- Linkinhearts666
- Dark Rider
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- Joined: Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:53 am
- Location: Adelaide, Australia
yes!
'kadavarific' =D
'kadavarific' =D
Ayxxia the Shade is hiding in the shadows and waiting to attack...
Its the Druchii way of gaming!
Best way to get rid of a treeman is wait until the owner has it on the table in front of him and then kick him very hard in the groin from behind. When he doubles up and smacks his face intoit, he should wreck the treeman and it will teach the little bastard not to run a treeman at 750
Its the Druchii way of gaming!
- Crazyhorse
- Highborn
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- Joined: Mon Dec 19, 2005 1:48 am
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How about Cold ones with glider wings, same rules as 40k for deep striking?
I would love an item that switchs the stats for a mounted hero with his mount, if you roll a one the model carrying the item gets switched.
-crazyhorse
I would love an item that switchs the stats for a mounted hero with his mount, if you roll a one the model carrying the item gets switched.
-crazyhorse
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
- Yemeth
- Shade
- Posts: 114
- Joined: Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:06 pm
- Location: A Crag of Coal - Ostrava, Czech Republic
I see...
Evil DE machinery - flame throwers, mobile torture chambers! A hooks-on-chains-thrower, large unit-carrying chariots *caugh* dark eldar *caugh*, Horned one nobles, Underground Sea battleships! Mobile towers, slave-throwers, CC scythe-machines!
I see...
our elimination because of one man. One man! One man! Because of one man!
Evil DE machinery - flame throwers, mobile torture chambers! A hooks-on-chains-thrower, large unit-carrying chariots *caugh* dark eldar *caugh*, Horned one nobles, Underground Sea battleships! Mobile towers, slave-throwers, CC scythe-machines!
I see...
our elimination because of one man. One man! One man! Because of one man!
Odi ergo sum - Druchii's illumination
DE noble is talking to a HE prisoner
DE: 'Do you know the difference between you and me?'
HE: 'Hmmmmmgh'
DE: 'That's right, I've still got my tounge.' - Anon
DE noble is talking to a HE prisoner
DE: 'Do you know the difference between you and me?'
HE: 'Hmmmmmgh'
DE: 'That's right, I've still got my tounge.' - Anon
- Dreadlordhauclir
- Slave (off the Altar)
- Posts: 11
- Joined: Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:41 am
- Location: Centreville, VA USA
How about a slave-chucking catapult?
Are your slaves so crippled, they can no longer work? Have you tortured them to the point of boredom? Just want to end their miserable existence just to put a smile on your face?
Then you need the Druchii-Slave Chucker 1000! And put your old, tired, and worn out slaves to good use as ammunition against your enemy!
cha-*CUNK*! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-SPLAT
Ooooooo look at all the blood and bits...Gotta praise Khaine for that one!
Hmmm...and now in game mechanic terms....
large blast, causes terror, S of hit equals T of race used as ammo...so those ogre slaves are gonna be naassty!
Are your slaves so crippled, they can no longer work? Have you tortured them to the point of boredom? Just want to end their miserable existence just to put a smile on your face?
Then you need the Druchii-Slave Chucker 1000! And put your old, tired, and worn out slaves to good use as ammunition against your enemy!
cha-*CUNK*! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-SPLAT
Ooooooo look at all the blood and bits...Gotta praise Khaine for that one!
Hmmm...and now in game mechanic terms....
large blast, causes terror, S of hit equals T of race used as ammo...so those ogre slaves are gonna be naassty!