The Guild of (Mad) Druchii Artificers

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The shadow king
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The Guild of (Mad) Druchii Artificers

Post by The shadow king »

The title pretty much says all

Here is where the Druchii that are considered wacky by Druchii standards gather and with the odd cackle we convene in the darkness to discuss crazy: Ideas/Warmachines/Troops/Monsters/Magic Items and Spells/Etc.
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Post by Linkinhearts666 »

OMG! Like Cold One throwers? =D

You know, a stone thrower that uses cold ones instead? Thats totally badass =DD
Ayxxia the Shade is hiding in the shadows and waiting to attack...

Best way to get rid of a treeman is wait until the owner has it on the table in front of him and then kick him very hard in the groin from behind. When he doubles up and smacks his face intoit, he should wreck the treeman and it will teach the little bastard not to run a treeman at 750

Its the Druchii way of gaming!
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Post by The shadow king »

Yeah! I like that, I do let's give those sorry Goblins a taste of their own medicine . . . The beauty of this one is that on a roll of 3-4 on a D6 the cold is still alive and is so ticked at being tied down and thrown through the air that there's no need to test for stupidity
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Helkor Makolus, Warrior.
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Post by Linkinhearts666 »

Yeah! I like that, I do let's give those sorry Goblins a taste of their own medicine . . . The beauty of this one is that on a roll of 3-4 on a D6 the cold is still alive and is so ticked at being tied down and thrown through the air that there's no need to test for stupidity



haha Omfg totally!

or to really mix it up... I think there should be a magic weapon that is like the insane machine gun bolt thrower in Van Helsing ^__^ that would be like awesomeness!
Ayxxia the Shade is hiding in the shadows and waiting to attack...

Best way to get rid of a treeman is wait until the owner has it on the table in front of him and then kick him very hard in the groin from behind. When he doubles up and smacks his face intoit, he should wreck the treeman and it will teach the little bastard not to run a treeman at 750

Its the Druchii way of gaming!
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Post by Yemeth »

A giant bolt-thrower might be great. (Like a special character 2 rare slots monstrosity from the first wars)
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DE: 'That's right, I've still got my tounge.' - Anon
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Post by The shadow king »

It should be one that you can pick up and wrap the belt around your arm and lay waste to your enemies

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Post by Voodoomaster »

*coughs* lets retain some phase of sanity please
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Post by T'keela »

What about male witch elves? *twitch*
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Equip: Sword, Light Armour, blackpowder pistol, 4 bullets, 2GP.
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Post by Slortor »

Voodoomaster wrote:*coughs* lets retain some phase of sanity please


I think you're a few...hmmm years just doesnt cover it... decades too late?
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Post by Linkinhearts666 »

T'Keela wrote:What about male witch elves? *twitch*


omg thats hot

yea im a fan. guy and gal witch elves frothing at the mouth in scantly clad clothes and stabbing and hacking and coated in blood and /foams at mouth
Ayxxia the Shade is hiding in the shadows and waiting to attack...

Best way to get rid of a treeman is wait until the owner has it on the table in front of him and then kick him very hard in the groin from behind. When he doubles up and smacks his face intoit, he should wreck the treeman and it will teach the little bastard not to run a treeman at 750

Its the Druchii way of gaming!
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Post by T'keela »

Guy witch elves wearing bikinis? still digging it?


OMG Rather tubby male witch elves wearing bikinis, drooling at the mouth...
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Post by Linkinhearts666 »

Guy witch elves wearing bikinis? still digging it?


OMG Rather tubby male witch elves wearing bikinis, drooling at the mouth...

haha i mean if guys can be into chicks mud wrestling why cant girls be into guy witch elves in bikinis blood fighting /manic look. =DD

But tubby male elves is just humerous hahaha. Lol LOOK AT THAT FLUBBER FLY!! 8D

they should wear nuffin but blackmetal codpieces and just rep it up... OMG IDEA IDEA! Guy witch elves in gimp suits? haha
Ayxxia the Shade is hiding in the shadows and waiting to attack...

Best way to get rid of a treeman is wait until the owner has it on the table in front of him and then kick him very hard in the groin from behind. When he doubles up and smacks his face intoit, he should wreck the treeman and it will teach the little bastard not to run a treeman at 750

Its the Druchii way of gaming!
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Post by T'keela »

nonono.
get the ogre bulls or whatever every they are, remove the beards, at pointy ears sculpt bikinis on them and give them elf sized pointy daggers in each hand.
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Post by Linkinhearts666 »

OMG HAHAHA

that is soo totally the coolest thing ive ever heard. haha!

Or if your really into that you could get a greater daemon of Nurgle =D
Ayxxia the Shade is hiding in the shadows and waiting to attack...

Best way to get rid of a treeman is wait until the owner has it on the table in front of him and then kick him very hard in the groin from behind. When he doubles up and smacks his face intoit, he should wreck the treeman and it will teach the little bastard not to run a treeman at 750

Its the Druchii way of gaming!
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Post by Voodoomaster »

Cough didn't work, not ideas in the classical sense, moved to Off Topic
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Post by Yemeth »

Great would be a mechanical flying mount for moving troops. (Like a dragon ship or something).
Odi ergo sum - Druchii's illumination


DE noble is talking to a HE prisoner

DE: 'Do you know the difference between you and me?'

HE: 'Hmmmmmgh'

DE: 'That's right, I've still got my tounge.' - Anon
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Post by Gnosis »

Fat guys in black bikinis cosplaying Witch Elves? Ever been to Gamesday?
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Post by Zakath the slaughterer »

No, but now I'll bever even consider going..
Master of puppets I'm pulling your strings/
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams/
Blinded by me, you cant see a thing/
Just call my name, `cause Ill hear you scream
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Post by Ehakir »

That is just... are there any words for that?
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Post by Linkinhearts666 »

yes!

'kadavarific' =D
Ayxxia the Shade is hiding in the shadows and waiting to attack...

Best way to get rid of a treeman is wait until the owner has it on the table in front of him and then kick him very hard in the groin from behind. When he doubles up and smacks his face intoit, he should wreck the treeman and it will teach the little bastard not to run a treeman at 750

Its the Druchii way of gaming!
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Post by Crazyhorse »

How about Cold ones with glider wings, same rules as 40k for deep striking?

I would love an item that switchs the stats for a mounted hero with his mount, if you roll a one the model carrying the item gets switched.

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Post by Yemeth »

I see...
Evil DE machinery - flame throwers, mobile torture chambers! A hooks-on-chains-thrower, large unit-carrying chariots *caugh* dark eldar *caugh*, Horned one nobles, Underground Sea battleships! Mobile towers, slave-throwers, CC scythe-machines!
I see...
our elimination because of one man. One man! One man! Because of one man!
Odi ergo sum - Druchii's illumination


DE noble is talking to a HE prisoner

DE: 'Do you know the difference between you and me?'

HE: 'Hmmmmmgh'

DE: 'That's right, I've still got my tounge.' - Anon
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Dreadlordhauclir
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Post by Dreadlordhauclir »

How about a slave-chucking catapult?

Are your slaves so crippled, they can no longer work? Have you tortured them to the point of boredom? Just want to end their miserable existence just to put a smile on your face?
Then you need the Druchii-Slave Chucker 1000! And put your old, tired, and worn out slaves to good use as ammunition against your enemy!
cha-*CUNK*! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-SPLAT
Ooooooo look at all the blood and bits...Gotta praise Khaine for that one!

Hmmm...and now in game mechanic terms....
large blast, causes terror, S of hit equals T of race used as ammo...so those ogre slaves are gonna be naassty!
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