50 things to do with a dead Nurgling
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50 things to do with a dead Nurgling
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Here are the 50 things to do with dead weak Daemons.
1. Tie it around your head. Use it as a blindfold.
2. Stitch its ears to its feet. Use it as football.
3. Dunk it molten pewter. Use in any appropriate table-top game.
4. Punch occasionally. Relieve stress.
5. Collect lots of Nurglings. Stick a long metal rod through them all. Use as an abacus. Alternatively, fry- Nurgling onna stick. Do not eat.
6. Wait till rigor mortis really sets in. Use as cricket bat.
7. Put two bits of glass in its hands. Wrap around head. Use as glasses.
8. Animate through Necromancy. Produce a foot-high skeleton.
9. Stick one in each ear. Use as earplugs.
10. Stick its arms and legs out. Face down. Use as footrest.
11. Shine its head. Use as mirror.
12. Chop off the little toe from its left foot. Mix with cobwebs from the darkest depths of Loren, the ( left ) eye of a silver splayed-toed newt, the burnt incense from the temple of the Righteous Monks at the highest point of the Grey Mountains, the heart of a victim of any Caledorian General who used a lance and or halberd and a piece of warpstone that is exactly 1001 years old. (this is a toughie to make, but it is almost worth it.) Create a green (if you followed instructions) sticky mess. (good for the garden). Please note that if the warpstone is 1002 years old, the mixture will explode. If you use the right eye of the newt, it will be a potion that will kill any Daemon that contacts it (holy water). I am making some of my own, but I just need some older warpstone. If you have any, please send it to the Association for Destroying Daemons.
13. Gift-wrap. Give to friends.
14. Punch holes through it. Use as a sieve. Please note that if trying to clean water from things, this will not work, as the water will become so putrid, it can only be drunk by a Nurgle Daemon, or else their eyes will explode and they will rot very slowly and smell funny. Just a warning.
15. Tie its arms to clock arms. Create a Nurgling clock.
16. Hang from trees by their ears. Paint in bright colors. An instant Christmas decoration. May attract rotten flesh eating hippopotamuses, which can really spoil the holidays.
17. Write 'yes' on one side and 'no' on the other. Use as die for those tricky situations.
18. Plant. Nurture. Hope for good Nurgling crops next season. Better yet, hope for a bad one.
19. Stuff full of straw. Use as a scarecrow. VERY effective. If the sight doesn't scare 'm, the smell sure will!
20. Stick wire in its hands. Use as lightning rod. Insult Daemon Gods with impunity. My favorite hobby.
21. Dress in silver foil. Ring a newspaper and tell them you have seen 'little green men'. Instant UFO hoax. Or, dress in silver foil, say it is casserole leftovers, bring to picnic, and poison friends!
22. Stick its finger out. Poke people in the eye with it. Note that the finger may rot or break off, in the eye. Hours of fun trying to get it out!
23. Take an atom from the Nurgling. Split with any handy thermonuclear reaction. Create a big bang. And an even worse smell.
24. Glue on a wig. Hold its feet. Use as mop. A very small mop, so glue several Nurglings together.
25. Strap one to each foot. Use as skis during winter and sandals during summer.
26. Paint with jolly reds and blues. Give it a floppy little cap. Sit it on a mushroom. Create a cheerful lawn ornament. See #19.
27. Give it a little crown and sit it in a throne. Worship. I for one would never stoop so low, but I don't know about others.
28. Make a Nurgling pyramid. Skittles.
29. Use as back-scratcher.
30. Collect a set. Pose dramatically. Create a nativity scene. Note: you will need a little one from the swarms for Baby Jesus or alternatively a big one coming with the Great Unclean One with its legs chopped off.
31. Dress up in bear costume. Pose threateningly. Position in corner Tell tales of how you 'killed that danged bear'.
32. Collect 52. Write numbers on their backs. Use as cards. Never worry about people hiding cards up their sleeves again. Or stealing your cards.
33. Stuff. Use as teddy. Give to unruly children. Better than coal for Christmas.
34. Stick your hand up its behind. Use as hand puppet.
35. Use as room freshener. Note: helps if you consider the stench of rotting flesh an improvement on the original smell of the room.
36. Stick in the corner in a rocking chair. Dress it in a long skirt and a shawl. Tell your friends that your Great Aunt Bess has come to stay for a while. In front of your friends, walk over to the Nurgling and lift up the shawl. Look startled and exclaim "Oh , Great Aunt Bess has turned into a Nurgling." Faint. Good for a laugh.
37. Hang on your wall. Keep other Nurglings quiet.
38. Pioneer Nurgling sculpture.
39. Tie string to it. Use as a kite.
40. Paint purple. Glue on a beak. Claim you have found a specimen of the very rare purple beaked gniltons. Make people pay to look at it. Have gas masks for rent for even more money.
41. Puree. Use as sunscreen.
42. Open its mouth. Place nut in mouth. Hit top of head with hammer. Crack nut (or head).
43. Create: the famous Jojo's Dead Nurgling Circus. Your motto: "They don't do nothin', but they sure reek!"
44. Keep as a pet. Advantages- it won't leave little surprises for you in the corner and you don't have to feed it. Disadvantages- You will lose your sense of smell after a few weeks or else wish you had.
45. Use as currency.
46. Paint white. Dress in sheets. Throw into your little sister's room at night with appropriate moaning and groaning.
47. Glue leaves and flowers on its arms. Decorate garden.
48. Juggle.
49. Sit on your shoulder. Glue on feathers. Sell to pirates who have lost their parrots.
50. Put a bowl in its hands. Dress in decrepit clothing. Prop up in a street in town with a sign around its neck.
Example: "Six kids, wif lefd me, losd my job."
Collect earnings at the end of the day. Repeat several times around town (preferably in different streets) to increase income.
Here are the 50 things to do with dead weak Daemons.
1. Tie it around your head. Use it as a blindfold.
2. Stitch its ears to its feet. Use it as football.
3. Dunk it molten pewter. Use in any appropriate table-top game.
4. Punch occasionally. Relieve stress.
5. Collect lots of Nurglings. Stick a long metal rod through them all. Use as an abacus. Alternatively, fry- Nurgling onna stick. Do not eat.
6. Wait till rigor mortis really sets in. Use as cricket bat.
7. Put two bits of glass in its hands. Wrap around head. Use as glasses.
8. Animate through Necromancy. Produce a foot-high skeleton.
9. Stick one in each ear. Use as earplugs.
10. Stick its arms and legs out. Face down. Use as footrest.
11. Shine its head. Use as mirror.
12. Chop off the little toe from its left foot. Mix with cobwebs from the darkest depths of Loren, the ( left ) eye of a silver splayed-toed newt, the burnt incense from the temple of the Righteous Monks at the highest point of the Grey Mountains, the heart of a victim of any Caledorian General who used a lance and or halberd and a piece of warpstone that is exactly 1001 years old. (this is a toughie to make, but it is almost worth it.) Create a green (if you followed instructions) sticky mess. (good for the garden). Please note that if the warpstone is 1002 years old, the mixture will explode. If you use the right eye of the newt, it will be a potion that will kill any Daemon that contacts it (holy water). I am making some of my own, but I just need some older warpstone. If you have any, please send it to the Association for Destroying Daemons.
13. Gift-wrap. Give to friends.
14. Punch holes through it. Use as a sieve. Please note that if trying to clean water from things, this will not work, as the water will become so putrid, it can only be drunk by a Nurgle Daemon, or else their eyes will explode and they will rot very slowly and smell funny. Just a warning.
15. Tie its arms to clock arms. Create a Nurgling clock.
16. Hang from trees by their ears. Paint in bright colors. An instant Christmas decoration. May attract rotten flesh eating hippopotamuses, which can really spoil the holidays.
17. Write 'yes' on one side and 'no' on the other. Use as die for those tricky situations.
18. Plant. Nurture. Hope for good Nurgling crops next season. Better yet, hope for a bad one.
19. Stuff full of straw. Use as a scarecrow. VERY effective. If the sight doesn't scare 'm, the smell sure will!
20. Stick wire in its hands. Use as lightning rod. Insult Daemon Gods with impunity. My favorite hobby.
21. Dress in silver foil. Ring a newspaper and tell them you have seen 'little green men'. Instant UFO hoax. Or, dress in silver foil, say it is casserole leftovers, bring to picnic, and poison friends!
22. Stick its finger out. Poke people in the eye with it. Note that the finger may rot or break off, in the eye. Hours of fun trying to get it out!
23. Take an atom from the Nurgling. Split with any handy thermonuclear reaction. Create a big bang. And an even worse smell.
24. Glue on a wig. Hold its feet. Use as mop. A very small mop, so glue several Nurglings together.
25. Strap one to each foot. Use as skis during winter and sandals during summer.
26. Paint with jolly reds and blues. Give it a floppy little cap. Sit it on a mushroom. Create a cheerful lawn ornament. See #19.
27. Give it a little crown and sit it in a throne. Worship. I for one would never stoop so low, but I don't know about others.
28. Make a Nurgling pyramid. Skittles.
29. Use as back-scratcher.
30. Collect a set. Pose dramatically. Create a nativity scene. Note: you will need a little one from the swarms for Baby Jesus or alternatively a big one coming with the Great Unclean One with its legs chopped off.
31. Dress up in bear costume. Pose threateningly. Position in corner Tell tales of how you 'killed that danged bear'.
32. Collect 52. Write numbers on their backs. Use as cards. Never worry about people hiding cards up their sleeves again. Or stealing your cards.
33. Stuff. Use as teddy. Give to unruly children. Better than coal for Christmas.
34. Stick your hand up its behind. Use as hand puppet.
35. Use as room freshener. Note: helps if you consider the stench of rotting flesh an improvement on the original smell of the room.
36. Stick in the corner in a rocking chair. Dress it in a long skirt and a shawl. Tell your friends that your Great Aunt Bess has come to stay for a while. In front of your friends, walk over to the Nurgling and lift up the shawl. Look startled and exclaim "Oh , Great Aunt Bess has turned into a Nurgling." Faint. Good for a laugh.
37. Hang on your wall. Keep other Nurglings quiet.
38. Pioneer Nurgling sculpture.
39. Tie string to it. Use as a kite.
40. Paint purple. Glue on a beak. Claim you have found a specimen of the very rare purple beaked gniltons. Make people pay to look at it. Have gas masks for rent for even more money.
41. Puree. Use as sunscreen.
42. Open its mouth. Place nut in mouth. Hit top of head with hammer. Crack nut (or head).
43. Create: the famous Jojo's Dead Nurgling Circus. Your motto: "They don't do nothin', but they sure reek!"
44. Keep as a pet. Advantages- it won't leave little surprises for you in the corner and you don't have to feed it. Disadvantages- You will lose your sense of smell after a few weeks or else wish you had.
45. Use as currency.
46. Paint white. Dress in sheets. Throw into your little sister's room at night with appropriate moaning and groaning.
47. Glue leaves and flowers on its arms. Decorate garden.
48. Juggle.
49. Sit on your shoulder. Glue on feathers. Sell to pirates who have lost their parrots.
50. Put a bowl in its hands. Dress in decrepit clothing. Prop up in a street in town with a sign around its neck.
Example: "Six kids, wif lefd me, losd my job."
Collect earnings at the end of the day. Repeat several times around town (preferably in different streets) to increase income.
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A couple additional ideas
51. Cover in Brown leather. Bend limbs appropriatly. Use as footrest.
52. Tar, Feather, put in pellowcase. Trade "pellows" with a HE.
53. Collect several Nurglings, remove heads. Tie them to string, use in place of cans behind the car at a wedding.
54. Remove limbs. Use as Kindling for trash fires. Do not burn indoors because of toxic fumes.
55. Form mouth the desired wrench size. Use on those messy jobs.
56. Remove skin. Use as wrapping paper. Use cleaned intestines as gift bags.
57. Remove skull. Use as candle holder.
58. Two words. Bowling ball.
59. Pose in scary fashion. Dip in cement. Sell as authentic Gargoyles.
60. Remove brains from several Nurglings. Mix together. Put in can. Sell as Nurglo. (Nurgling Jello)
51. Cover in Brown leather. Bend limbs appropriatly. Use as footrest.
52. Tar, Feather, put in pellowcase. Trade "pellows" with a HE.
53. Collect several Nurglings, remove heads. Tie them to string, use in place of cans behind the car at a wedding.
54. Remove limbs. Use as Kindling for trash fires. Do not burn indoors because of toxic fumes.
55. Form mouth the desired wrench size. Use on those messy jobs.
56. Remove skin. Use as wrapping paper. Use cleaned intestines as gift bags.
57. Remove skull. Use as candle holder.
58. Two words. Bowling ball.
59. Pose in scary fashion. Dip in cement. Sell as authentic Gargoyles.
60. Remove brains from several Nurglings. Mix together. Put in can. Sell as Nurglo. (Nurgling Jello)
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other things
1: Clean until its see-through use as silicon implants
2: inflate use as bouncy castle
3: stretch, use as blanket.
4: paint pink, use as that little poke'mon guy
5: eat it, get week off school with food poisening
6: Add sweeteners, home made jelly
7: cut up into little pieces and put into viles, stink bombs
1: Clean until its see-through use as silicon implants
2: inflate use as bouncy castle
3: stretch, use as blanket.
4: paint pink, use as that little poke'mon guy
5: eat it, get week off school with food poisening
6: Add sweeteners, home made jelly
7: cut up into little pieces and put into viles, stink bombs
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