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Post by Unholy_hamster »

How about ten little Gav's


10 little Gav's wanted to show that the DE magic items worked
only nine escaped the rats who in the shadows lurked
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Post by Kondheron »

One of the Gav's wanted the game to be more right,
so then there were only ight.

With right I mean fair.
"I call the legs!"
"Unfair!"
"Shut up, lets just kill them!"
"But I want the legs too!"
"Aargh, why was I born with you?"
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Post by Elvenknight »

Eight Gavs went into the Warhammer world
They wondered who would lead Chaos over the world
Two had a fight
And from his might
One Gav became Archaron, ruler of earth and heaven
So now there were only seven

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Post by Slann master »

7 little gavs were searching through a big pile of sticks
one got lost and now there's six.
Nothing is greater than killing a General with your magic.
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Post by Kondheron »

Six little Gavs wanted to make Warhammer live,
One got to involved so now there are five.

Elvenknight: I have been planning on changing my sig cuz it's really bad humour (which suits me, but anyway) but since two people now have said that they like it, perhaps I'll keep it. ;)
"I call the legs!"
"Unfair!"
"Shut up, lets just kill them!"
"But I want the legs too!"
"Aargh, why was I born with you?"
--A squabbling hydra.
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Post by Silas »

Keep it. I says its a good sig too. Although that may be reason to not to

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Post by Iron_panther »

Five little Gavs for chaos wanted more,
the players "objected" and now there is four.
Why does it feel so good to be bad?
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Post by Slann master »

4 little gavs wanted to give Chaos upgrades for free
A mob of Non-chaos players got pissed and now there is 3.
Nothing is greater than killing a General with your magic.
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Post by Unholy_hamster »

3 little Gavs hid from mad Druchii commanders and ulthuan archers too
An assasin eager for payback was waiting in the shadows and now there is 2
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Post by Slann master »

2 little gavs were over-excessivly using their bong
1 couldnt take it, now there is 1
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Post by Unholy_hamster »

1 little Gav finally made the revision official in White Dwarf available to the mass
When the demands for changes in the other books arrived there were no more little Gavs

Let's see if we can get up to 10 Gavs again
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Post by Kondheron »

Naah, we should make something else. How about Wood Elves?
"I call the legs!"
"Unfair!"
"Shut up, lets just kill them!"
"But I want the legs too!"
"Aargh, why was I born with you?"
--A squabbling hydra.
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Post by Unholy_hamster »

Guess noone want to see more Gavs !lol!
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Post by Arch angel »

Two is more than I need :shock:

One is okay :lol:

Other wise we might never have gotten a new Druchïi book :mrgreen:
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Post by Slann master »

Ten unarmored tree huggers thought they were fine
Then came a black dragon and then there was nine.
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nine tree huggers were forced into battle as bait
and now there is only eight
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Post by Bloodwraith »

8 hippy treehuggers saw a dwarf named devon
eating his leaven*
one attacked him and now they are seven

Blood

*leaven: a type of bread without yeast
oh how prettily you scream my dear, how soft your flesh. My knife
slides in so easily and your blood is so sweet. Your terror is
like the finest wine
- Varkan Bloodwraith
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Post by Bloodwraith »

and another thing can we stop using stuff over and over again can we be original? is that to much to ask?

Blood
oh how prettily you scream my dear, how soft your flesh. My knife
slides in so easily and your blood is so sweet. Your terror is
like the finest wine
- Varkan Bloodwraith
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Post by Unholy_hamster »

Well yes, of couse it is to much to ask from a bunch of people who doesn't have anything better to do than spending their time writing bad jokes on a website dedicated to metal and figurs. In my case it's a great way to pass the time while downloading porn.
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Post by Kondheron »

Seven little Wood Elves tried to make a mix,
the Dwarf didn't like it so now there are six.

Thats a really disgusting thought, isn't it?
"I call the legs!"
"Unfair!"
"Shut up, lets just kill them!"
"But I want the legs too!"
"Aargh, why was I born with you?"
--A squabbling hydra.
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Post by Iron_panther »

six little wood elves soared high up in the skie,
forgot on how to land though, now they count to five
Why does it feel so good to be bad?
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Post by Shadowlord »

hahah...

Ten little slayers got into the wine,
got beat up in a bar fight and then there was nine.
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Post by Kondheron »

Shadowlord: Lets finish our current, er, countdown before we start with a new one, okay?

Five little woodies was shocked to find a shore,
they went to investigate as they had never seen one before,
but then a Sea Dragon got disturbed and now there are four.
"I call the legs!"
"Unfair!"
"Shut up, lets just kill them!"
"But I want the legs too!"
"Aargh, why was I born with you?"
--A squabbling hydra.
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Post by Shadowlord »

haha, sorry about that... just realized that i missed the last 6 pages of this post :?
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Post by Shadowlord »

4 forest elves scurry up a tree,
1 fell down and then there were three.
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