Simply put, if you could have any single magic item from any current army book or the 8th edition BRB and bring it into the world today, what would you take and why?
For such things as ranged or limited use items, assume that they have unlimited ammo/refill over time. (So Hydra Teeth and Potions of Strength refill after a while.)
I know I'd have a hard time choosing just one, as I would want to mess with people's minds in too many ways.
Taking the Folding Fortress and opening it right in front somebody's home would be completely hilarious. Even funnier would be dropping it on the entry steps to the U.S. Congress or on Broadway in New York City.
Then again, I might prefer the Pendant of Khaeleth so I can do as one person suggested and deliberately run into trucks barreling down the highway. I'd pull of the superhero standard of leaving your body shape as an indentation in the grill.
I’d also gladly take the Ring of Volans from the Empire. Just keep rubbing it like a genie lamp until the random spell becomes something useful, and VOILA! Imagine somebody’s face as you randomly morph into a Fire Dragon.
Course, that might result in missles being shot at me by the military... 
Now, as people will naturally think of combinations that they can put together, I’m going to list mine first.
Personally, I would go all out in proper Druchii style. Armour of Darkness, Pendant of Khaeleth, Lifetaker, Executioner’s Axe, and Cloak of Twilight. Use the Cloak to generate a spectral steed, and I’ve just become an indestructible Juggernaut with the capability to single-handedly cleave through tanks, buildings, bomb shelters, and any other inconveniences that happen to cross my path. Dye the Cloak of Twilight black, and I’ve just become Death with an attitude.
So, what would you take?
*Apologies to mods if this is in the wrong forum, but it didn't seem to fit anywhere else that I could see.*
